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Chinese Restaurant....(without the Chinese)

Went into a Chinese Restaurant a while back and noticed one of the strangest things. The Whole place did not have a single Asian person working in it anywhere

The place is owned by some white guy, and all the employees in there seem to be people from all over the world..mostly Hispanic or Middle Eastern


The food was great and all, but this is the first time in my life I've ever seen something like this. An Asian restaurant without a single Asian person in sight



Makes you wanna go
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that's racist
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Who knew round-eye fucks could cook chickity-china food?
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why you throw chip?
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kind of like a pizza hut without a wop now ain't it you stupid fuck
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kind of like a pizza hut without a wop now ain't it you stupid fuck

While I agree with your observation, it's very, very uncommon to find an Asian restaurant not operated by Asians here in the U.S. I've never seen one.

(Not talking about a chain like Panda Express, which I've never been in, but wouldn't doubt there are some (or perhaps many) that are owned and operated by non-Asians))
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yeah most chinese restaurants have chinese people to convince you that you're eating asian food but in fact american chinese food was invented in america
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One of my customers is a Chinese place, a dirty little hole in the wall. Real Chinese people in it though, they drive a BMW, a Landcruiser and a Lexus and but can't be bothered to spend the money on any new equipment for the kitchen. I found a stash of 40kg barrels of pure MSG when I was there one day working on the walk-in.

Those people make am awesome teriyaki beef strip though, oh my god.
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u went to pf changs u niggar
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Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list now
Punters stagger in, they're all fucking pissed
The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs,
two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die

I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week

You want to know what's in my wok?
Public lice from around my cock
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle
You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in

Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and piss on pasty
"Chinky cunt"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy? (my arse is runny)
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u went to pf changs u niggar
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PF's is p-good. Wish they still had that spicy Dali Chicken shit, though. Fuck them for gettin' rid of that.
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the fried rice and panda expresses in malls always tastes very poor compared to the fried rice from standalone chinese restaurants. why is this?
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also given their name they should serve panda milk
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Well in Brooklyn all the mexican restaurants are chinese owned. I dont think it matters
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