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miasman1
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Originally Posted by NleahciM
yeah - that's what I got to thinking... Thus I'm backing out. Something just seems fishy about the whole thing.

And she was a bitch to Grog - which pissed me off.
to quote the post you quoted, if you need to send jizz cross-country you need to keep that shit(in a vial or test tube) immersed in liquid nitrogen.
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:39 AM miasman1 is offline  
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you people are fucking pussies. if you said you'd do it, follow through.
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:46 AM sk33 is offline  
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Her alcoholism knows no bounds

Lol barslut?
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:31 AM spook75 is offline  
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come ( P ) Pronunciation Key (km)
intr.v. came, (km) come, com·ing, comes

To advance toward the speaker or toward a specified place; approach: Come to me.
Vulgar Slang. To experience orgasm.



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Old 04-22-2005, 11:33 AM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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kristchan
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Lol barslut?
I picked him up on genmay
Old 04-22-2005, 11:45 AM kristchan is offline  
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this thread is weird...
Old 04-22-2005, 11:50 AM Modare is offline  
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spook75
 
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I picked him up on genmay

Wow, Gen[M]ay slut, even worse.

fake edit: Better

fake edit 2: You have too many kids. Not much else to do in SD there then have sex and drink, eh?
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:57 AM spook75 is offline  
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kristchan
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You have too many kids. Not much else to do in SD there then have sex and drink, eh?
and eat. that's why we're all fat.



dear spook, how many kids do I have?
Old 04-22-2005, 12:03 PM kristchan is offline  
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spook75
 
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and eat. that's why we're all fat.



dear spook, how many kids do I have?


Well, this one is number two or three, right? Low number is two, but since you live in SD the high number could be nearly infinite.

PS
Lots of fatties here in WI too. Not much to do when you have 9 months of winter.
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Old 04-22-2005, 12:06 PM spook75 is offline  
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Davidelmo
 
This thread disturbs me!
Old 04-22-2005, 12:42 PM Davidelmo is offline  
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mofugger
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If anyone actually sends her packaged jizz...I call on this whole thing unless she provides of its use in PMO.
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Old 04-22-2005, 12:45 PM mofugger is offline  
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Nobody
I love my farting fat wife
 
 
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If anyone actually sends her packaged jizz...I call on this whole thing unless she provides of its use in PMO.


i called about 26 pages ago
Old 04-22-2005, 01:17 PM Fat women get me off is offline  
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i called about 26 pages ago

I thought she was full of shit when she asked me for a seminal donation before the thread...I win
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Old 04-22-2005, 01:41 PM mofugger is offline  
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i called about 26 pages ago


on an 11 page thread?
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Old 04-22-2005, 01:41 PM mofugger is offline  
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why the hell did you tell your gf? What'd you think she'd say?

"Oh hey sweets I was thinkin i'd mail my sperm in a ziplock bag to some preg chick I met online. You coo with that?"


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