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don't you have a man?
Old 04-23-2005, 12:23 AM Xplosive is offline  
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don't you have a man?
Probably got knocked up by some random guy..
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Old 04-23-2005, 01:14 AM ViriiK is offline  
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Old 04-23-2005, 02:25 AM dre is offline  
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Best. Idea. Ever.

K-dawg, I give this thread 2 thumbs and one penis up.
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:24 AM flshdncr is offline  
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I still call Is anyone that stupid?


Haven't you ever heard of STDs? Not to mention whatever compound in the semen that could cause these voodoo effects probably would be long gone by the time it reaches you. Not to mention it must be illegal simply to solicit people sending sperm through the mail since it's a huge biohazzard.
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:31 AM Devnull is offline  
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Although this is , I felt it necessary to participate in this thread.

The prostaglandin comes from the mans prostate gland, and therefore is present even when the man shoots "blanks". It's a hormone, and so should be active even after going through the mail, when the actual sperms are dead.

DM, yours should work as well. Go to town.
Old 04-23-2005, 05:05 AM SunKing is offline  
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major going on in this thread


qft she prolly had the kid last week and is just fucking with us
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Old 04-23-2005, 06:14 AM mofugger is offline  
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why use a glove when your about to shove it up there anyways?
when you're pregnant, your vagina produces a flesh eating acid. I don't want to come in contact with it.
Old 04-23-2005, 06:21 AM kristchan is offline  
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Wow.. just x infinity.. This even tops tubboy don't you think?
semen being placed in a vagina tops crab fucking and eating your own poop?

genmay has really corrupted you virgins



I'm confused as to why everyone thinks this is so gross. If I were using a penis to put the semen on my cervix, no one would think twice about it. But because I'm using a rubber spatula it's somehow wrong and disgusting?
Old 04-23-2005, 06:25 AM kristchan is offline  
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when you're pregnant, your vagina produces a flesh eating acid. I don't want to come in contact with it.



then why hasn't your cooter eaten itself yet? hrmmmmm
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Old 04-23-2005, 06:45 AM mofugger is offline  
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semen being placed in a vagina tops crab fucking and eating your own poop?

genmay has really corrupted you virgins



I'm confused as to why everyone thinks this is so gross. If I were using a penis to put the semen on my cervix, no one would think twice about it. But because I'm using a rubber spatula it's somehow wrong and disgusting?

no its retarded when you clearly should use the baster
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Old 04-23-2005, 06:46 AM mofugger is offline  
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then why hasn't your cooter eaten itself yet? hrmmmmm
because vaginas are not made out of flesh. they're made out of teflon
Old 04-23-2005, 08:09 AM SemperFly is offline  
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because vaginas are not made out of flesh. they're made out of teflon

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Old 04-23-2005, 08:11 AM panopticon486 is offline  
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because vaginas are not made out of flesh. they're made out of teflon
don't you people know anything about female anatomy?


they're made out of kevlar
Old 04-23-2005, 08:11 AM kristchan is offline  
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because vaginas are not made out of flesh. they're made out of teflon

so thats why a penis can slide in and out....teflon coating

brilliant
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