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old people interactions

i'm still surprised at their prevalence

i'm subletting out my apartment and a potential sub-tenant is utterly confused by how i don't have a tv or cable plan. "that's a dealbreaker for me," like he's cut off from the world without cnn/cnbc/fox/weather channel and he doesn't know how to use internet other than craigslist apartment listings. so he's going to bring in his tv and i'm going to get basic cable to satiate his ((breaking news)) fetish. simultaneously fascinated and frustrated by this guy, i have to text him every time i email him otherwise he won't check his yahoo mail.
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So you're going to pay for cable you don't want or need for this old person? WTF


why are you so desperate to have him live with you?
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So you're going to pay for cable you don't want or need for this old person? WTF


why are you so desperate to have him live with you?
special situation. im subletting out my place for certain days of the week, he's the only one willing to do those exact days. this way we will never see each other. he's paying extra for the cable
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making $1,000/month with basically zero effect on my living conditions
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special situation. im subletting out my place for certain days of the week, he's the only one willing to do those exact days. this way we will never see each other. he's paying extra for the cable

now it makes more sense


how old is "old"?
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now it makes more sense


how old is "old"?

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Try 54..(Now That's Old)!
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is it okay to masturbate at work

can we talk about this

it is the current year after all

or is slapping my gherkin while i'm workin' still taboo?
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I don't think I've ever had a job I didn't jerk off at


With the exception of 1 job, it's never been an issue. School crossing guard was a shit job anyway
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