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I find it interesting how many rules there are now. I'm old, etc but when I played about the the only penalties that would get called were false start, offsides and facemasks.


the techniques that I used to survive on the field in HS football would get me kicked out of the NFL today
Nobody wants to admit it, but back in the 90's I was taught the perfect form tackle..

That was putting the top of your facemask right into whatever part of the body was available and then driving them into the ground with your helmet.

If that body part happened to be their head, welp....separate that melon from the shoulders. Sometimes there might be a flag for "unnecceary roughness", but no automatic 15 yard penalty and ejections back then. Hell, the only time anyone got ejected was for repeatedly starting fights on the field..
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Nobody wants to admit it, but back in the 90's I was taught the perfect form tackle..

That was putting the top of your facemask right into whatever part of the body was available and then driving them into the ground with your helmet.

If that body part happened to be their head, welp....separate that melon from the shoulders. Sometimes there might be a flag for "unnecceary roughness", but no automatic 15 yard penalty and ejections back then. Hell, the only time anyone got ejected was for repeatedly starting fights on the field..





That's pretty much what I played. Horse collar tackle: good play, Mack! Getting some fatass lineman on the sidelines by landing my elbow in his throat: Good hustle, Jay! and... back then what happened in the dogpile stayed in the dogpile.


nutshots, kidney punches, knees to knecks, the refs didn't give a fuck and the coaches drooled Redman chew cheering us on.

And the cheerleaders got wet, which is an important part of this narrative Didn't matter too much if we won or not, all it matter is that we came out of the field house showered and smelling like Drakkar.
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That was such a ballsy call, but the fact that the Eagles ran the same play after and Foles nailed it just brought a smile to my face :-) What a great game.
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That was such a ballsy call, but the fact that the Eagles ran the same play after and Foles nailed it just brought a smile to my face :-) What a great game.

One of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history.

And Foles won MVP.

Man, what a fucking great game
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FUCK ALL OF YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

The Iggles winning a SB is surely a sign that God hates us all.

Who was the Philly fan that used to be on {m}engay? Fuck that guy most of all.

Edit- fuck the Patsies as well, but I'd rather the Brady bunch win their one billionth SB than the fucking eagles having something for their empty trophy case. And fuck Roger Goodell in his goatass. Remember when I said if the Iggles win the SB he should get MVP? Give it up Foles, Roger earned it..
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One of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history.

Except for the fact that it was and illegal formation and should have been flagged






Also, it should have been a false start on Foles because he wasn't set for 2 seconds. Normal motion has to be set for one second before the snap but a QB has to be set for 2 seconds to prevent trickery like this
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And lets also not forget about the clear pass interference on the final play that should have given the pats a first down on the Philly 35 with time on the clock





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Except for the fact that it was and illegal formation and should have been flagged






Also, it should have been a false start on Foles because he wasn't set for 2 seconds. Normal motion has to be set for one second before the snap but a QB has to be set for 2 seconds to prevent trickery like this

He was in shotgun so it doesn't matter.
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FUCK ALL OF YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

The Iggles winning a SB is surely a sign that God hates us all.

Who was the Philly fan that used to be on {m}engay? Fuck that guy most of all.

Edit- fuck the Patsies as well, but I'd rather the Brady bunch win their one billionth SB than the fucking eagles having something for their empty trophy case. And fuck Roger Goodell in his goatass. Remember when I said if the Iggles win the SB he should get MVP? Give it up Foles, Roger earned it..

Not sure... I remember the Skins fans though:

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He was in shotgun so it doesn't matter.

Him being in shotgun or not doesn't change the requirement for 7 men on the line of scrimmage. Illegal Formation
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