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Prank Calling the Geek Squad, need ideas now! v. bored @ work.

What the fuck cashmoney uploads is retarded. I'll rehost by tommorow morning.

So I'm at work and me and a co-worker are bored. We're prank calling the geek squad and recording the funny ones.

Hurry up and give me ideas for things to say. I'll post up the good ones in a few hours when were done.

Things weve tried:

1. Why won't AOL run under my windows 3.1 machine?
2. Can't install HL2, bad steam ID
3. What stage to install Gentoo linux for Apache?
4. Halp i pressed the delete key on google.com and the internet is gone@!11

...more

For all the guests from digg, listen to "fan won't work" first, it's by far the best!

Edit: MP3's


=== Update of 2006-03-11 by das ==
Updated URL: http://www.prankcallstothegeeksquad.com/
The links below do not work anymore

=== End of update ===


Keyboard Drivers -jewbloob
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/34517/

General Failure -jewbloob
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v34522/

My Computer Turns on by Itself -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v34565/

Hacked My Gibson -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35118/

I Like My Popups -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35119/

I Ejaculated on my Keyboard -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35126/

My CD Drive Won't Work -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35142/

Gay Porn Removal -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35147/

Floppy Wheel Drive -jewbloob
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35600/

Help With Minesweeper -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35608/

My Mom's Wedding Ring is Stuck in the Floppy Drive - Outtake 1 -jewbloob (help of Tyrone)
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35644/

Wedding Ring Stuck in Floppy Drive
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v36026/

Fan won't Work -Tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v36435/
Outtakes
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v36434/
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v36436/

Call to Xcric from Gen[M]ay -tyrone
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v36680/

http://brianstar.ytmnd.com/
http://geeksquadsuxk.ytmnd.com/

IM me with ideas @ Darkelite27
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WHERE IS MY CRAYON?

Selling all my computer stuff for college (CPU's, RAM, HDD's, Mobo's, GFX, etc. )

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=16704849

Last edited by dastrike; 03-11-2006 at 12:21 PM.. Reason: Providing an updated URL for the files as per request of thread author
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geek squa d is gay imho
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tell them your speakers won't work, and when they come up they'll find that your headphones are still plugged in
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Quote:
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geek squa d is gay imho
qft they dont know shit!
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http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=16704849
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geek squad is some lameass shit
Old 08-08-2005, 01:45 PM Aldaris is offline  
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tell them you need help getting through Mine Sweeper
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Quote:
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tell them you need help getting through Mine Sweeper
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Selling all my computer stuff for college (CPU's, RAM, HDD's, Mobo's, GFX, etc. )

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=16704849
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Call them and say you want to jack off but the porno you downloaded keeps telling you that you don't have the right codec. Make sure to sound really desperate, and then start crying because you can't get laid.
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Fuck you asshole, I'm part of the Geek Squad


No, I'm not, I make fun of them as they walk down the store aisles. GEEK!!
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Tell them your CS hacks won't work or tell them someone stole your cloudsong through the internets.
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Ask them if someone broke the internet.
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I wonder how much they get paid.
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