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Kurtz
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Status: Connected to guide: MonicaC
MonicaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
MonicaC: Hi
You: hello, how can i help you?
MonicaC: Did you need me to search for you?
You: is there a specific question about seaching you would like me to search
You: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
MonicaC: Wait
You: yes?
MonicaC: On my screen it says I am the guide and you are the info seeker
You: no, i am the guide
You: on my screen you are an info seeker
MonicaC: Okay there must be something wrong
MonicaC: let's just close this session
MonicaC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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PamelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SonyaE
SonyaE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
SonyaE: thank you, hi!
You: what can i help you with?
SonyaE: My phrase is cock fights, do you want me to look that up for you
You: you want to know more about cock fights?
You: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
SonyaE: you're the infoseeker and I am the guide who looks up searches, did you know that
SonyaE: their must be an mistake, because I have my search page up. to search for you.
You: umm i am the guide on my screen
SonyaE: me too
You: are you messing with me?
SonyaE: no, not at all
SonyaE: this is the second time this happen to me
You: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
SonyaE: thank you
SonyaE: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 06:44 PM Kurtz is offline  
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g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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Status: Connected to guide: denisem
denisem: Welcome to ChaCha!
denisem: Hello how are you?
You: Hi denise!
You: Im ok
denisem: Great!
denisem: What can i help you find?
You: Hey this is JaredT
denisem: Hi
denisem: You need to find a treadmill?
You: I work for ChaCha also, but this guy asked a question I couldnt find an answer, can you help me out?
denisem: Sure i will try.
You: im on my laptop next to my desktop computer
denisem: Okay what is it your looking for?
You: This guy wants to know if an airplane is on a treadmill will it take off even if the plane is stationary
denisem: Okay i don't think a plane would fit on one but i will search and see what i find.
You: ok thanks, ill keep him busy haha
denisem: Okay you could always hit transfer to get him to someone else.
You: I know, I needed those ratings! But I know you are right!
You: Ill transfer him
You: Back to the rat races!
denisem: Okay great
denisem: Thanks
denisem: Have a great day!
You: You too!
denisem: Thanks!
denisem: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
denisem: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

good idea
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:51 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MonicaC
MonicaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
MonicaC: Hi
You: hello, how can i help you?
MonicaC: Did you need me to search for you?
You: is there a specific question about seaching you would like me to search
You: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
MonicaC: Wait
You: yes?
MonicaC: On my screen it says I am the guide and you are the info seeker
You: no, i am the guide
You: on my screen you are an info seeker
MonicaC: Okay there must be something wrong
MonicaC: let's just close this session
MonicaC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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PamelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SonyaE
SonyaE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
SonyaE: thank you, hi!
You: what can i help you with?
SonyaE: My phrase is cock fights, do you want me to look that up for you
You: you want to know more about cock fights?
You: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
SonyaE: you're the infoseeker and I am the guide who looks up searches, did you know that
SonyaE: their must be an mistake, because I have my search page up. to search for you.
You: umm i am the guide on my screen
SonyaE: me too
You: are you messing with me?
SonyaE: no, not at all
SonyaE: this is the second time this happen to me
You: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
SonyaE: thank you
SonyaE: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

good idea taken to the next level hahahahaha
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:51 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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BCS
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lol


Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA
RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
RebeccaA: Lots of people
You: good answer
RebeccaA: How many different kinds are there?
You: ill rate you know
You: I dont know
You: How many are there?
RebeccaA: BUzzzzzzzzz
RebeccaA: do you want me to search for that?
You: Nah
You: how are you?
RebeccaA: Okay, have a great night?
You: Keenan and Kel fan?
You: Oh yes
RebeccaA: GREAT!!
You: How do you like looking for peoples questions?
RebeccaA: I love it!!
You: It sounds fun
RebeccaA: Lookie there, a site about bingo and orange soda
You: get to meet all kinds of interesting people
RebeccaA: Yes, like you!
You: Aww so sweet!
You: you are very helpful!
RebeccaA: It is my job to be helpful for you.
RebeccaA: I like helping you.
RebeccaA: Would you like me to search anything for you?
You: Hmm you can search for me whatever you like!
RebeccaA: This is a funny site
You: surprise me
RebeccaA: Coming right up
You: man you are awesome, its a shame i have to leave work in 5 minutes or i would ask you questions all night if you know what i mean
You: by that i mean ask questions haha
RebeccaA: That's very nice of you.
You: sexy questions
RebeccaA: I like this site, Dr. Pepper, makes me sing and dance that song
You: haha
You: nice
You: the phenomenon song \
RebeccaA: Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
You: cause that is pretty catchy
RebeccaA: Yes, very. Well, if I can't find anything else for you, I should close.
RebeccaA: Thank you so much, I truely enjoyed this search!!
You: Awww, I wanted to make love explosion
You: maybe again sometime
RebeccaA: Put some mentos in coke
You: ill search orange soda later
You: I know!
RebeccaA: and watch it splew
You: BOOM
RebeccaA: yeppers
You: skeet skeet
You: night!
RebeccaA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
RebeccaA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:56 PM BCS is offline  
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This isn't funny, and I don't advise reading it; I just liked seeing how much of this person's time I could waste.
Quote:
Status: Connected to guide: SherriD
SherriD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI THERE
SherriD: Hi
SherriD: What can I find for you tonight?
You: MY GRAND-SON WAS OVER EARLIER, AND I LET HIM USE MY COMPUTER
You: AND NOW ALL THE LETTERS I TYPE ARE CAPITAL
SherriD: I can help you with that.
You: HOW DO I MAKE THEM GO BACK TO NORMAL?
SherriD: press down on your caps lock key
SherriD: once
SherriD: then try typing
You: I DON'T SEE ONE
You: I ONLY SEE A "NUMBER LOCK" ONE
You: IS THAT IT?
SherriD: On your keyboard... above the shift key
You: THAT ONE IS "ENTER" WITH A LITTLE ARROW ON IT
You: OH THERE'S ONE CALLED "SCROLL LOCK" IS THAT IT?
SherriD: No caps lock?
SherriD: to the left of the keyboard?
You: I DON'T THINK SO
You: BY THE RIGHT SHIFT, THERE'S THE "ENTER" ONE
SherriD: Should be to the left of the letter a
You: AND BY THE LEFT SHIFT, IT'S ONE THAT SAYS "TAB"
SherriD: try to press down on that one
You: THAT JUST MADE IT SO MY TEXT MOVED OVER A FEW SPACES
SherriD: try to push dwon on your shift key...keeping it down while you hit that key
You: AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD
You: holding down shift lets me type in little letters
You: but usually it's the opposite way
You: i have to press shift to type capital ones
You: i'm going to stop holding shift now, my pinky is tired
SherriD: Very odd
You: WHAT DOES "CTRL" DO?
You: I TRIED PRESSING THAT BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
SherriD: I don't know why that is happening
SherriD: I am not sure.
You: OKAY HANG ON, I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
SherriD: Do you want me to try to find an informative web site that may help you?
SherriD: Did you figure it out?
You: I CALLED MY GRAND-SON'S MOM JUST NOW AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID
You: HE SAID HE "FED THE CAPS LOCK KEY TO MY DOG"
SherriD: well, that is a problem
You: AND HE SAID I CAN'T TURN OFF THE CAPITAL LETTERS WITHOUT THE BUTTON
SherriD: I guess I cannot help you with that one
SherriD: Can I help you with anything else tonight?
You: SEARCH FOR A VETERINARIAN IN COLLEGE PARK, MARYLAND PLEASE
You: I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET THAT KEY
SherriD: Sure, Please hold on while I find that information.
You: THANK YOU
SherriD: What is your vet's name?
You: I DON'T HAVE ONE YET. WE JUST MOVED HERE
You: I'M IN COLLEGE PARK / LAUREL, MARYLAND THOUGH
You: SO LOOK THERE, PLEAES
You: IF THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH THIS DOG'S POOP TO FIND THAT KEY, I'M MAKING THAT LITTLE SHIT BILLY DO IT
SherriD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (IF THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH THIS DOG'S POOP TO FIND THAT KEY, I'M MAKING THAT LITTLE SHIT BILLY DO IT)
You: I TOLD MY DAUGHTER SHE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED THAT KID
You: BUT NOOOO, SHE'S PRO LIFE
You: LOOK WHERE THAT GETS YOU
You: IT GETS YOU A DELINQUENT LITTLE PUNK WHO FEEDS HIS GRANDPA'S KEYS TO HIS DOG
SherriD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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lol internets!
Old 11-09-2006, 07:06 PM _adam is offline  
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EllitoGay
I bought 10 shares of Google stock and all I got was -$1000. GOOG STOCK LOL
 
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guide: Mary LouB
Mary LouB: Welcome to ChaCha!
Mary LouB: Hello
You: hi marylou!
Mary LouB: How are you this eveing?
You: im great, how are you?
Mary LouB: Just super!
You: thats fantastic!
Mary LouB: What can I look up for you regarding a shotgun wedding?
You: well, id like to know what exactly that is
Mary LouB: Ok, hold on please
Mary LouB: I am so sorry, my system is loading at a snails pace
Mary LouB: I'm not sure what the matter is
You: hmm thats unfortunate
You: this is kindve urgent im afraid
Mary LouB: Give me another second
You: mmk '
You: any luck?
Mary LouB: Wow, I have never seen it this slow
Mary LouB: Did you get anything?
You: hmm i still dont get it
You: can you explain it to me
Mary LouB: No, I think it is pretty clear
You: well, more specifically id like to know how to get out of one
Mary LouB: Well I guess you should have planned it out better
Mary LouB: I don't think they do it much anymore
You: well its too late now isnt it
Mary LouB: Yes, I guess it is
You: marylou i dont think youre taking my situation seriously enough
You: i NEED your help
Mary LouB: I don't think you are very serious
You: what makes you say that
Mary LouB: I think you are just having fun with me.
You: the internet doenst convey seriousness very well
Mary LouB: But my time is up
You: marylou youre so wise
Mary LouB: I like a good joke as well as anyone
You: glad to hear it
You: but my advice to you
Mary LouB: But now if I hit the abuse buttom, you will never be able to sign on the CHaCha again.
You: sometime, someone might seriusly need your help
You: i hope you heed the call
You: dont do that marylou
Mary LouB: Thats not what I am here for
You: youve actually helped me
Mary LouB: Good, I'm glad.
You: my friend doesnt know what shotgun weddings are
Mary LouB: So now he does.
You: which actually prompted my asking you
You: fine, i see youre losing patience with me
You: begone!
Mary LouB: Well I'm glad I could help. Now you have a nice eveining.
You:
Mary LouB:
You: ciao
Mary LouB: CIAO
Mary LouB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:08 PM EllitoGay is offline  
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Sawl3r
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ArletaM
ArletaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
ArletaM: Hi!
You: hi!
You: how do i shot web?
ArletaM: Let me look that up for you.Just give me a moment please!
You: any luck? \
ArletaM: I dont think its something you can actually do.
ArletaM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: is there an anatomical reason?
ArletaM: Im not sure what you mean.

stupid bitch doesn't know what anatomical means
Old 11-09-2006, 07:09 PM Sawl3r is offline  
#187  

-GriM-
 
I've still got it open and he stopped responding


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Neal P
Neal P: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Neal P: Hello
Neal P: You want me to find you single females in Houston?
You: yeah
You: desperate ones
Neal P: I think we all want that...
You: please if you will
You: how about horny ones
Neal P: just one question, 4 chan? something awful?
You: lol
Neal P: i thought so
Neal P: goontacular
You: ?
You: wth is that
You: well have you found the women for me?
Neal P: i sure have
You: where are they?
Neal P: they will be up very soon
You: i want a blonde one i like blondes.
You: i've been there
Neal P: found a blonde for you!
You: how about pretty and blonde
You: how about a sex freak who is into drugs
You: are you still there?
You: hello?
You: where's all the freaky ladies from houston?
Old 11-09-2006, 07:59 PM -GriM- is offline  
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I've still got it open and he stopped responding


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Neal P
Neal P: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Neal P: Hello
Neal P: You want me to find you single females in Houston?
You: yeah
You: desperate ones
Neal P: I think we all want that...
You: please if you will
You: how about horny ones
Neal P: just one question, 4 chan? something awful?
You: lol
Neal P: i thought so
Neal P: goontacular
You: ?
You: wth is that
You: well have you found the women for me?
Neal P: i sure have
You: where are they?
Neal P: they will be up very soon
You: i want a blonde one i like blondes.
You: i've been there
Neal P: found a blonde for you!
You: how about pretty and blonde
You: how about a sex freak who is into drugs
You: are you still there?
You: hello?
You: where's all the freaky ladies from houston?

way to not represent, fagboat.
Old 11-09-2006, 08:08 PM Grahamoo is offline  
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RetardedKitten
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This isn't funny, and I don't advise reading it; I just liked seeing how much of this person's time I could waste.
lollll
Old 11-09-2006, 08:12 PM RetardedKitten is offline  
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willy_ph
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KelleyM
KelleyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: how would I start my own ISP
You: I've got a little story that might help in your search
KelleyM: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Today at school i was talking with a friend, and he joking suggested taht i start MY PERSONAL ISP. i thought he was crazy, but from what he explained, it wouldnt be that hard. he told me i would need a couple of satalites that could access the World Wide Web satalites, one of the twelve that orbit the planet, and i could go from there.
You: it didnt seem that hard because he mentioned the person in Aspen colorado whom he heard about on TechTv, who had set up his own ISP, that eventually expanded to cover the whole town of Aspen Colorado.
You: Appearently he bought old russian communication dishes, and set them up at his house so he could get a signal, and then some people in the town notified him that they were able to recieve his wireless internet connection. with some donations and lots more dishes later, he had the whole town covered in his own ISP that he set up himself!!!!!
You: if doing this is really not that difficult, and less than 1,000$ to set up, im interestead in setting it up, and possibly expanding it in my area to cover more peopel.
You: so is it possible
You: you know, getting some old russian dishes
KelleyM: I don't know how the laws work for any of that, but I can certianly send you some links to figure everything out
You: and connecting to the world wide web satellites up there in space
You: i don't really care about laws
You: i just want to know if it's possible
You: there's a lot of old russian satellite dishes out there
You: i found a bunch on ebay today
KelleyM: The first site I sent you says you can do it for under $300
You: UNDER 300!!! NO WAI!
You: like with russian dishes?
KelleyM: I don't know if it says anything about russian dishes, I didn't read the whole article.
You: ow
You: but if i connect to those 12 satellites it'll work right?
KelleyM: I really don't know how setting up your own ISP works at all, you'll have to read the articles to find out.
You: and i'll have a bigger internet pipe than before
You: oh, okay
You: thanks Kelley
KelleyM: Internet pipe? I've never heard of anything like that.
KelleyM: I don'tthink it exists.
You: hey, got any links to some old russian dishes?
KelleyM: That'll have to be a seperate search as it is a different topic, we can close out this one and you can search with a new guide.
KelleyM: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
KelleyM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 08:49 PM willy_ph is offline  
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Sawl3r
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i had one convinced i was high and got her to find all kinds of "trippy things",
i kept asking if the site worked on magic

she told me to have a "productive" night
Old 11-09-2006, 08:54 PM Sawl3r is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:57 PM SomeoneWhoIsntMe is offline  
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willy_ph
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DanielleE
DanielleE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi danielle
DanielleE: Good evening!
You: i was wondering if you could help me find out why flecom was deadmined from his own forum
You: apparently mr.tew had somethign to do with it
You: or that's what flecom thinks
DanielleE: Sure, let me get try to get that for you.
You: is it because he touches himself at night?
You: was it really his forum?
You: any results?
You: mmm, i don't think it has to do with the NIH
DanielleE: I am not having any luck please let me tranfur you to some who may be able to find it for you.
DanielleE: Transfer***
You: ok cool
Old 11-09-2006, 08:58 PM willy_ph is offline  
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ZenMonkey
I have no sexual preference.
 
no ones responding to me
Old 11-09-2006, 09:01 PM ZenMonkey is offline  
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