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Underperformance - <3 ShillinTheVillain
 
 
Fuckfuck I want to do this.

But I'm still banned
Old 11-09-2006, 10:56 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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Someone ask about hampster leg amputation!
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:57 PM acride is offline  
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Shorik
 
has anyone gotten un-banned yet? I just sent them an email
Old 11-09-2006, 11:06 PM Shorik is offline  
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muskiwolf
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieF
StephanieF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm a chronic...hold on a sec
StephanieF: Hi, what information did you need on addictions?
You: umm... yes, masturbation, chronic masturbation
StephanieF: Okay. Let me see what there is about it.
You: I'm addickted
StephanieF: The first step to any addiction is admitting you have one. Good Job
StephanieF: Are these sites going to be helpful for you?
You: Thanks, i do have a BIG problem. I knew it was a problem when I would skip work just to have an all day session.
StephanieF: Yeah, you shouldn't skip work. Bad idea.
You: especially when it's literally just to masturbate. Oh boy great day though
You: Guiness for sure
You: i must digress, thanks for your help
StephanieF: You're welcome. Is there anything else on this topic you'd like me to find?
You: have a good i'll be thinking of you while i'm trying not to masturbate
You: a good night that is, sorry distracted.
StephanieF: It's okay. You have a great night.
You: please pray for me an my falicy
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:43 PM muskiwolf is offline  
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SpaceMonkey
 
WTF! I asked if they would eat themselves if they were a hotdog and they banned me.


Anyway, this thread is great s.
Old 11-10-2006, 12:34 AM SpaceMonkey is offline  
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Knox
We ballin so hard, you goan wish we didnt ball so hard Abby Ballaz 4lyfe
 
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fucking quality thread.
Old 11-10-2006, 01:05 AM Knox is offline  
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Jako
 
LMAO I hoped this'd take off

I can't think of anything amusing to say, and I don't have the heart to be abusive, so I started chatting to them instead Was talking to one on MSN last night
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:35 AM Jako is offline  
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Atomicide
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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PaulR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, someone told me earlier that he got some information from you
You: He said that someone told him it wasn't gay if the balls touched
PaulR: I see, is there anything I can search for you on this matter?
You: Well, not really I want to complain, I took my friends advice in good faith
You: and during "activities" the balls ended up touching, and now people are telling everyone else
PaulR: We'll I can't really help with that matter, the information was via a 3rd party and not us
You: But the thing is, my community has completely blanked me now, theyre all saying im a homo
You: I cant even go to the shop to get milk without someone making remarks about my anus
PaulR: Well those people don't sound very nice, perhaps you should explain what happened to them
You: Well thats the thing, they're all scared they will catch "queer" from me.
You: The thing is, im not gay and they cant catch it from me.
PaulR: You do realise that homosexuality isn't actually a disease, you cant catch it
You: Actually you can, my friend mark went to a working mans club and came home with an itchy arse
You: 3 days later he moved out of his house and in with some men, and now he wears tight leather
PaulR: I see, if your not in need of any search help then im unsure of what I can do for you
You: Ok, what I need to find out about my original query, is it normal to bleed after having gay sex
PaulR: I thought you said you weren't gay
You: O SHI-
You: Fuck you you homophobe bastard.
PaulR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:17 AM Atomicide is offline  
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:51 AM cocksucking fag is offline  
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hmmm
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:15 AM ubersteve is offline  
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AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: привет
AmyW: Hello
You: Вы можете сказать мне что - нибудь о ядерных бомбах?
AmyW: Sir, I'm sorry but you must speak english if I will be helping with your search.
You: ЯДЕРНАЯ БОМБА!!!!!
AmyW: Sorry sir but you just speak english please.
You:ТРАХНИТЕ ВАС АМЕРИКАНСКАЯ СУКА!!@!
AmyW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha!
AmyW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AmyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Originally Posted by Vold:
wasnt pangea 2000 years ago?

lol thats uber, steve. -bd0t
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:36 AM ubersteve is offline  
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hhookk
I'm going to cry like TO when the Giants beat NE in the superbowl
 
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Did a search for "Mr Lemmiwinks journey"

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
BarbaraB: Hello there!
You: how does this work?
BarbaraB: You tell us what you are looking for and we try to find it!
BarbaraB: Is this a book?
You: not sure
BarbaraB: Ok, lets see what I can come up with
You: it might be a different spelling
You: or maybe just Mr Lemmiwinks
BarbaraB: Ok, one moment please
BarbaraB: Is this the fellow you are looking for?
You: hold on let me look at it for a sec...
BarbaraB: Sure, let me know if you need more results
You: wow, thats pretty weird
BarbaraB: Yes, it is!
You: it's kind of disgusting
BarbaraB: Are these results sufficient?
You: do you think My friend and I should really try this?
You: He really wants to but I'm not sure it's safe
BarbaraB: Are these results sufficient?
You: Can you find out more?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaQ
MelissaQ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Can you tell me if the Mr Lemmiwinks thing is safe to try?
You: my partner wants to try it but I'm hesitant.
You: it seems unsanitary.
MelissaQ: LOL, I doubt it's safe, but hey that's just my opinion! :-) Thanks for the laugh and have a great day!
MelissaQ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


This is a goldmine.
Keep em coming
And I think this thread is officially VALUT worthy. Especially since it's all text. No pictures to get lost eventually.
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:12 AM hhookk is offline  
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Originally Posted by ubersteve View Post
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyW
AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: привет
AmyW: Hello
You: Вы можете сказать мне что - нибудь о ядерных бомбах?
AmyW: Sir, I\'m sorry but you must speak english if I will be helping with your search.
You: ЯДЕРНАЯ БОМБА!!!!!
AmyW: Sorry sir but you just speak english please.
You:ТРАХНИТЕ ВАС АМЕРИКАНСКАЯ СУКА!!@!
AmyW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha!
AmyW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AmyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:23 AM ChefBoyardee is offline  
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Seaweed
My Title was WAY too Long.
 
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ARGH

I just managed to get one of them to find me a london bus timetable then I asked her to find me some bomb making instructions, I accidentally closed the tab before I copied it to the clipboard tho
Old 11-10-2006, 07:40 AM Seaweed is offline  
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Entropy
Face is the best Gen[M]ay member ever. I wish I could suck him off for week straight.
 
oh my gawd. I can read this thread for hours and hours and hours whenever I'm bored. A fucking +
x a million
Old 11-10-2006, 08:01 AM Entropy is offline  
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