I :heart: bacon!

[RobCrezz]

Originally Posted by Gasdrinker69

Step 1: Push Button
Step 2: Receive Bacon
Step 3: Eat Bacon

Yeah thanks for that, I bet no one has ever seen that before!

[Phil Taylor]

this guy knows where his shit is at. bacon is the food of man.

[Phil Taylor]

Originally Posted by RobCrezz

American bacon is so weird, its hard and fatty!

this is bacon

i think they prefer streaky bacon over there.

[Gasdrinker69]

Originally Posted by RobCrezz

Yeah thanks for that, I bet no one has ever seen that before!

Its a Bacon thread I dont see much content from your side so GTFO or

[littleDoom]

wow you're a fucking pig and you eat them too lololoolol

[DarkHelmet]

Simultaneously so wrong and oh so right.

[ugzkmk]

blts for dinner tonight

[Whizzleteets]

Originally Posted by Gasdrinker69

Step 1: Push Button
Step 2: Receive Bacon
Step 3: Eat Bacon

in a mall bathroom, someone actually wrote that on the dryer with a sharpie.

it was so hilarious, you guys had to be there.

[OlderBoy]

Originally Posted by Whizzleteets

in a mall bathroom, someone actually wrote that on the dryer with a sharpie.

it was so hilarious, you guys had to be there.

i remember on older model dryers people would scrape off letters and add letters so it would look like this:

1.Push butt
2.Rub hands under armpit
3.Wipe hands on shirt

[Retardedchicken]

Originally Posted by chov

I live in S. PA near a few Amish butcher shops and fresh dairy places. Nothing crap about it. Even at 10/lb it would still be $90 for 9 lbs

Where at in S. PA? I'm in Ephrata. Amish bacon is fucking G-G-G-G-GODLIKE.

[vile1]

Originally Posted by OlderBoy

actually, i'll give you a real reply for shits and giggles <-----notice the hip lingo

i value nothing and eat considerable amounts of meat products daily. i never buy organic, in fact, i enjoy antibiotics to further ruin my smoker's/drug user's body, i have no problem with rBST and think animal abuse for human consumption is funny.

i'm bi-polar but 100mg of xanax a day clears that up nice, and NO- i'd never think of saving money on generic. cuz hey, i don't give a fuck.

i feel most free when my girl and i vacation to vegas to stay at the hilton. after a couple bottles of patron, she's ready to go and i LOVE it when she takes off her victoria secret all provocative-like to the tunes of AFI. then we lube each other up with His&Her KY, and i pound on her like a jack hammer.

after that, i take my bitch to McD's and let her have some bread with those eggs to keep her shut the fuck up.

also, every time i buy a new shirt i clip off a little extra piece from the inside and place it in a jar. i have an entire library dedicated to these jars. sometimes, when i'm drunk, stoned, and twisted outta my mind snorting my xanax (taking them as prescribed is so passé), i like to open a few jars and sniff the preserved children sweat, lusciously trapped inside

well, i gotta go hit-up wal-mart and grab my discounted 20pk of red bull and the new dark knight dvd . ttyl

Shit was so cash bro

[wingedbuttmonkey]

supreme bacon awesomeness in here

[Pudah]

I live near a bar that gives you bacon with every drink or a plate of bacon with a pitcher of beer.

[ugzkmk]

just had some BOMBs and Chocolate Milk. (Bacon Onion Mayonnaise Bread)

[jonnydooluvsu]

Originally Posted by Retardedchicken

LOL Bay of Pigs am i rite?!?!

this made me fucking