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Gf is 4 days late now, fuck. This was finals week, so Im hoping its just that, but we DID have unprotected sex 1 time in the past month. I was on painkillers at the time and its impossible for me to get near climaxing on them, so figured what the heck and did it without a condom for a couple minutes. From what Ive read on the intranets, if you havent ejaculated in the past while and you don't get near orgasm no sperm is in the pre-cum, although Im seriously, seriously doubting that 'fact' right now :/

fuck.
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Gf is 4 days late now, fuck. This was finals week, so Im hoping its just that, but we DID have unprotected sex 1 time in the past month. I was on painkillers at the time and its impossible for me to get near climaxing on them, so figured what the heck and did it without a condom for a couple minutes. From what Ive read on the intranets, if you havent ejaculated in the past while and you don't get near orgasm no sperm is in the pre-cum, although Im seriously, seriously doubting that 'fact' right now :/

fuck.


Most likely just stress from finals. Did she take a pregnancy test?
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so, my girlfriend is coming to visit me for 1 day and 2 nights. She was on the shot a while ago, but had some issues like bleeding, change of sex drive, weight, and fear of the bone density loss, and something else

we are wondering if the patch or nuva ring had similar effects or it would be a good alternative, and what the pricing is.

she is coming to visit me soon and probably wont get either of those at least until I come back for the end of the summer. Because we haven't seen each other in a while, we don't really want to use condoms and were thinking of using a sponge + withdrawal. is this a good idea for 1 day and 2 nights (we like to follow directions closely too), or should we just suck it up and use a condom? and how hard is it to insert the sponge, how critical is it to get it to the back where the cervix is (we both have small hands/fingers, or am i supposed to use my penis?) we would like to not withdraw at least a couple times, would additional spermicide help in that regard?

lastly, are these things available from cvs?

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Just popping in to say my wife is due last week of December
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Congrats! Baby #1?
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Just popping in to say my wife is due last week of December

Aye, funny story. I was due on December 25th. Since I was his first son, my dad decides on Dec. 3rd to go out with all his friends for a last hurrah before his baby's born and he won't have time to go out for awhile. So, he's out until like 2 or 3 in the morning, gets drunk, has a great time.

Guess who was born 3 weeks early on Dec. 4th. Mom wakes him up about three or four hours after he gets to sleep, while he's ridiculously hungover, to take her to the hospital.

edit: Moral of the story, don't try to have fun ever again because your baby will fuck it up for you.
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Aye, funny story. I was due on December 25th. Since I was his first son, my dad decides on Dec. 3rd to go out with all his friends for a last hurrah before his baby's born and he won't have time to go out for awhile. So, he's out until like 2 or 3 in the morning, gets drunk, has a great time.

Guess who was born 3 weeks early on Dec. 4th. Mom wakes him up about three or four hours after he gets to sleep, while he's ridiculously hungover, to take her to the hospital.

edit: Moral of the story, don't try to have fun ever again because your baby will fuck it up for you.
We're trying to run some numbers on a trip back to Hawai'i in a few weeks, so I think we'll be fine.

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Yep.
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Ok I think I may be freaking out a little bit but little back story:

Me and gf been sexually active for awhile but I'm kind of a paranoid person so I always insisted on using condoms since she's not on BC. Neways, that wasn't working out for me... condoms just wtfpwned the feeling and I went soft immediately. So we basically have just been resorting to oral sex for several months. Neway, she wasn't too happy about that and last night she tells me she found some new way of contraceptive called VCF... spermicidal film or something. Neway at the time I was like sure whatever it looks legit and we raw dog it for the first time...nut in her.

Fast forward to today (it was last night) and I read a lot more about it and now I'm freaking out because apparently by itself it is a very flaky BC method with a decently high failure rate. I'm really considering trying to get her to take a Plan B pill although she's convinced it'll be fine. Am I just being crazy or do you think I should get a pill and have her take it?

I'm just not in any situation to have a kid... financially impossible and I'm about to go back to school. Plus I'm moving away soon and not taking her with, so it'd be a shit-show if she did end up getting pregnant.
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Alright, so I'm basically just looking for some reassurance that there's no way I'm pregnant, but any comments that contradict that are also appreciated, if dreaded.
So, in the heat of the moment, I had unprotected sex on the first day after my five day period last month. However, my boyfriend and I realized how dumb we were and stopped after only one or two minutes. The one thing that worries me the most is that he had come around half an hour before that.
I was supposed to get my period today, but it's not usually very regular, anyway, and last month I got it one week early.
Still, another thing that worries me is that my right breast has actually grown (I think), and my nipples are sore, which I don't think has ever happened before. There's a chance I only noticed it this time because I'm already worried sick about being pregnant.
Also, just to provide all info, we haven't had sex since then, so the only time I could've got pregnant was that one time.
What are the chances I'm just imagining things?


Did he take a piss in that half hour before you did it? From my reading online there could still be cum in his dick from when he jerked it and it could have got pushed out when you were fucking. If he took a piss though (from what i read) it should flush it all out.





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Gf is 4 days late now, fuck. This was finals week, so Im hoping its just that, but we DID have unprotected sex 1 time in the past month. I was on painkillers at the time and its impossible for me to get near climaxing on them, so figured what the heck and did it without a condom for a couple minutes. From what Ive read on the intranets, if you havent ejaculated in the past while and you don't get near orgasm no sperm is in the pre-cum, although Im seriously, seriously doubting that 'fact' right now :/

fuck.

I have read in a lot of places on the internet of women saying they got pregnant from precum.
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Did he take a piss in that half hour before you did it? From my reading online there could still be cum in his dick from when he jerked it and it could have got pushed out when you were fucking. If he took a piss though (from what i read) it should flush it all out.

I have read in a lot of places on the internet of women saying they got pregnant from precum.

You realize that both of these people would have already had their kids by now if they were going to, right?
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yep, totally didn't look at the dates, my bad.
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yep, totally didn't look at the dates, my bad.

Haha, thought it was funny.
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