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2) I'm a twin, so for the first couple years of my life me and my brother would always be given baths together. Around the time that we were 3 years old, we were being given a bath at my dad's house, and he went to answer the phone or something, in which time I lost control and took a dump in the bathtub. My brother started freaking out, and I started crying. My dad came back running asking what was wrong. I started yelling "Buddy pooped in the tub!"

Dad ended up cleaning it up, draining the tub and giving us new (and seperate) baths. We never got a bath together again after that
i laughed at "buddy"
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:06 PM Suicide King is offline  
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lol.. that's my brothers nickname
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:58 PM neonlights is offline  
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I laughed so hard reading these stories, I almost shit myself
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This thread. I'd forgotten about this one.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:57 PM Gloibin is offline  
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Man...this was a legendary shit thread. so many times.
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i thought my poop story was pretty good and no one commented on it
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Man...this was a legendary shit thread. so many times.

Shit thread, valut and.... FUCK
Old 01-12-2007, 11:58 PM Darkred17 is offline  
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i thought my poop story was pretty good and no one commented on it

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we used to have one of those power shower heads at my house. I didn't really like soaping up my hand and shoving it up my ass so i just used the mega-jet function on the head. Well, one day i was commiting such an act and i guess i squirted something sensitve because i shit ALLOVER the fucking tub! In a panic, i used the mega-jet to spray all the shit down the drain, then i poured shampoo out were the shit had been to try and mask the smell. i got most of it out, and nobody seemed to notice.

it was still embarrasing though

edit: i was probably 14 at the time

cliffs:
1. use super-jet shower head to wash ass
2. hit some kind of pooper nerve
3. shit allover the tub.
4. drain pooper and use shampoo to hide smell
5. ...
6. profit killed itself

not the funniest by far, though.
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shit thread, lock and vault

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mmm poop.
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not the funniest by far, though.
lately I've been adding to the story by saying

"later on, my dad went to use the toilet. when he came out he said "why is there shit on the shower curtains?"
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