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silencer82
 
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any other great ideas?
tell them your mother found your gay porn. ask them how to hide it better. tell them you have hundreds of gigs. or something like that.


edit: doesn't really make sense. why would you try to hide it AFTER your mother found it.

how about: you suspect your mother thinks you're gay and you want to make your gay porn impossible to find so that she never find out for sure. but im pathetic and i can't think of anything else to add to it , so others would have to add to it if it's even a good idea in the first place. Oh and of course, sound really desperate and talk in a low voice. lolz
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:44 PM silencer82 is offline  
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Tell them you work in computer tech support but you cant fix the problem on some computer you're working on and see if they can do it.

Be sure to slip in that you're going to charge 30$ over what theyre going to charge you for it.

Quoting myself here but here is an addition.

Act like you're a know it all when it comes to computers but continuously be wrong about things.
Old 08-09-2005, 02:45 PM  
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tell them your mother found your gay porn. ask them how to hide it better. tell them you have hundreds of gigs. or something like that.

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Old 08-09-2005, 02:48 PM Tazeron is offline  
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Quote:
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Quoting myself here but here is an addition.

Act like you're a know it all when it comes to computers but continuously be wrong about things.
yea thats funny if you can pull it off right. You have to get in a good convorsation about stuff and then start explaining things wrong.
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:54 PM odd is offline  
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tell them your mother found your gay porn. ask them how to hide it better. tell them you have hundreds of gigs. or something like that.
Dude, you can pull this off for the comedy fegging diamond if you do it right.

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Old 08-09-2005, 02:56 PM Tekronis is offline  
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:57 PM Gruggster is offline  
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your voice is hilarious.
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your voice is hilarious.

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Old 08-09-2005, 03:02 PM Gruggster is offline  
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your voice is hilarious.
I DON'T NORMALLY LISP!


I sound like shit on recordings...
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:06 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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she jsut didn't get it...
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:09 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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I DON'T NORMALLY LISP!


I sound like shit on recordings...
ok...so the lisp was fake, okay okay
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I DON'T NORMALLY LISP!


I sound like shit on recordings...
tech: hello, how may i help you

you: um like i like totally need hep omg can you hep me i need hep

tech: ok , what is the problem

you: i got to hide my gay porn fast, i think my mom has been sneaking on my computer to check my activity. she like TOTALLY thinks im gayz zomg wtf . i have over 280 gigs of it

tech: lolol, um let me put u on hold for a few minutes.

you: not funny asshole. ok ill hold
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:11 PM silencer82 is offline  
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Holy crap, on the Gibson one you sounded so concerned Keep 'em coming

A+ Thread will most definitly read again.

Edit // getting the Ejaculated on Keyboard and CD Drive one now
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:13 PM TheDude is offline  
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"Yeah I don't want any transexual porn..."
lol!
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