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*gets condom and ziplock*
*faps furiously*
*ties condom and places in ziplock*
*places in small box with packing shit*
*goes to PO and sends*
Intarweb married to fuzzybunny in vegas 7-26-05
Old 04-19-2005, 05:29 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  

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Originally Posted by flipside
Find your baby's Maury.

I'll be here when you wake up.
Old 04-19-2005, 05:30 PM Ignited is offline  

Old 04-19-2005, 05:31 PM DW2 is offline  

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post some more preggo pics and ill get right on it
Old 04-19-2005, 05:32 PM Barney is offline  

Butthole Eliminator
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r u serious?

u cannot be serious.

of u using the splooge!
Old 04-19-2005, 05:32 PM Butthole Eliminator is offline  

No titty for me.
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ummm STDs?

You think semen will be stopped at the border?
You should turn sigs off.
Old 04-19-2005, 05:32 PM TheRequiem is offline  

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Guaranteed preggo semen rubbing videos?
Someday you will die somehow and somethings going to steal your carbon
Old 04-19-2005, 05:33 PM Dan is offline  

Old 04-19-2005, 05:33 PM FLECOM3 is offline  

Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > yuo, Augie > y
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Originally Posted by kudos
yuo cant b serios
Old 04-19-2005, 05:34 PM nofuturenochange is offline  

Originally Posted by dontcarekthx
Old 04-19-2005, 05:35 PM Mu is offline  

Fapmaster Flex
why not just have someone have sex with you?

dont you have a trusted male friend that you could ask? as a single (i guess) woman whos bearing a child, wouldnt you have the typical night in shining armor guy that is friend zoned?

this is the perfect task for him
1998.5 A4
Wetterauer Rev 5 1.1 Bar Chip
H&R Springs / Bilstein Struts
Lltek 2 piece w/ HID
Old 04-19-2005, 05:36 PM Fapmaster Flex is offline  

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maybe you're just fat
I was originally Magus

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Old 04-19-2005, 05:37 PM Magus is offline  

I know, I know, it's "veni," i get it.
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holy shit, i was all about but then....

well, honestly, i was never really all that about it. (i kinda don't know what i have and the liability that follows this kind of thing is a little over the top.)
mmm Döner.
Old 04-19-2005, 05:37 PM vinividivici is offline  

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Originally Posted by JoePits
wheres the daddy?
I don't know. The guy didn't write his UID on the bag last time I asked for sperm.
Old 04-19-2005, 05:38 PM kristchan is offline  

This is one step above smashing on the keyboard.
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ill do it, PM me your address and ill fucking do it...
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