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dvq
Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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I bet your gf was happy, eh?

Probably confused.
Old 04-06-2005, 12:14 PM dvq is offline  
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Probably confused.

possibly sore
Old 04-06-2005, 12:16 PM itburnswhenipee is offline  
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I guess it has it's plus sides?
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Old 04-06-2005, 12:19 PM PhoS is offline  
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I'll only marry a UID that is <= my own sorry 28K
Good ting I am still in the running
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/steals some patches for himself
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Old 04-06-2005, 12:24 PM Hungry Hippo is offline  
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did somebody say buttsechs?
 
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possibly sore

perhaps dead.
Old 04-06-2005, 12:25 PM TheJesus is offline  
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perhaps dead.

He just went out to lunch one day and never come back. He's listed as missing, presumed fed.
Old 04-06-2005, 12:27 PM itburnswhenipee is offline  
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If you can manage somehow to finish off, I'm sure you'll become a legend between all girls when the legend spreads.
Old 04-06-2005, 12:31 PM lukeswall is offline  
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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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If you can manage somehow to finish off, I'm sure you'll become a legend between all girls when the legend spreads.


I could just fake it when I'm hitting it from the back, and spit on their ass or head or something.
Old 04-06-2005, 12:38 PM dvq is offline  
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I could just fake it when I'm hitting it from the back, and spit on their ass or head or something.

Either that, or make a trip to the sperm bank, and fill up a watergun.

<spurt>

"God, I came soooo hard, baby..."

Congratulations on your new stamina, BTW. Just don't let her give you head for too long, or she'll get frustrated and think you no longer find her attractive.
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Old 04-06-2005, 01:06 PM The Singing Detective is offline  
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hahahaha this is great
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Old 04-06-2005, 01:11 PM mike27 is offline  
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I can't creep up on people like I'm in a Marx Brothers' film.
 
How can people bemoan the lack of content on Gen[M]ay when a thread like this comes along?
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Old 04-06-2005, 01:55 PM The Singing Detective is offline  
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How can people bemoan the lack of content on Gen[M]ay when a thread like this comes along?

Because threads like this are few and far between.

But it is hilariously great
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Old 04-06-2005, 02:00 PM TheDude is offline  
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I can't creep up on people like I'm in a Marx Brothers' film.
 
Fair point, Dude.

The best thing about this thread could well be its longevity. Christ, we're six days in, and he's already got nipples the size of a mouse's head, he's losing his mind, and he can't ejaculate. HE HAS TWO MORE WEEKS OF PATCHES!
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