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lol omg JESUS ON TEH INTERNETASASSSS
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Old 01-26-2005, 10:36 PM The Unflushable Turd is offline  
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"Get back in the car? Please?"

Edit: Yeah yeah, I don't have any imagination
dude, Jesus freaks drive mostly Lexuses or Ford trucks, that's how it is here...
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Old 01-26-2005, 10:37 PM miasman1 is offline  
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dude, Jesus freaks drive mostly Lexuses or Ford trucks, that's how it is here...
If Jesus was still alive he would drive a bimmer
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Old 01-26-2005, 10:43 PM Kongo is offline  
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:25 PM 2kSeattleMax is offline  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

too awesome!

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Old 01-26-2005, 11:37 PM DJFaceMachine is offline  
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miasman1
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If Jesus was still alive he would drive a bimmer
no, a Lexus LS430. Like I said, the Lexus ES/LS and Ford F250 are the cult cars for Christians in the Bay Area. Just look for one with a W '04 and any Christian related sticker on it.
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:48 PM miasman1 is offline  
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LOL! great stuff!


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Old 01-27-2005, 01:13 AM Fagatron is offline  
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LOL! great stuff!


Amadon


This thread is the win


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Old 01-27-2005, 01:23 AM Trujew is offline  
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LOL! great stuff!


Amadon

Well said.

Amadon.
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:36 AM bluechip is offline  
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DJ jesus spinnin yo!
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:06 AM The Unflushable Turd is offline  
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om phoenix...


She only likes you for you are power?

engrish mother fucker do you speak it
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:59 AM MightyMouse is offline  
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She only likes you for you are power?

engrish mother fucker do you speak it


Jesus only spoke Aramaic you tard. Didn't you see Mel Gibson's movie?!?! It represents Jesus with perfect accuracy and detail.
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:27 AM snatch is offline  
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Jesus only spoke Aramaic you tard. Didn't you see Mel Gibson's movie?!?! It represents Jesus with perfect accuracy and detail.

So in Aramaic they say "she only likes you for you are power"?
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Old 01-27-2005, 09:31 AM PopeKevinI is offline  
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So in Aramaic they say "she only likes you for you are power"?
just because you're english is so good doesn't mean your cooler than jesus
Old 01-27-2005, 09:37 AM gumplunger is offline  
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