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arent the speakers and mic blocked

They had tiny holes w/ screens over them. Used a micro file to remove the screens and open the holes up a bit. The rubber mid-case absorbed a lot of sound coming out the speaker, , so I did some dremel work to that as well.
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fuck you and fuck mike, bitch ass niggaz, fake ass forum hype mans.
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fuck you and fuck mike, bitch ass niggaz, fake ass forum hype mans.

i'll fly over there and beat your ass with the book i bought you
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i'll fly over there and beat your ass with the book i bought you

No you won't since that book is in storage on whore island.
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the funny thing is, multiple doctors (and my mom) think my weird afflictions are associated with my travels and such.

but none have mentioned eastern european sniz as a culprit.


my mother did however tell me that it was a sin that I was bangin' out a bosnian girl and further cautioned me against any thoughts of marrying her (LOL). I think she'd have straight croaked if she'd ever found out about Sarah, and others.

why did you tell your mom you were banging a bosnian skank in the first place
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BORKED

Saw it on /r/

also threw up in my mouth
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why did you tell your mom you were banging a bosnian skank in the first place
He wanted her to join in

Don't kink shame
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why did you tell your mom you were banging a bosnian skank in the first place


It's not like I said it like that. At some point I mentioned my 'girlfriend in town' and she just assumed I might put her in a dufflebag with a ring on hand and bring her home. To me it was funny but in her mind it was a legit concern- I already had a history of marrying hot european blondes that weren't american citizens, so I can see where she was coming from.

What was I supposed to tell her? That we just enjoyed holding hands and walking in the park? I told her in a way that she could read between the lines without saying "we only drink and fuck, mom"
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