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I already had a history of marrying hot european blondes that weren't american citizens, so I can see where she was coming from.

don't they become citizens after you marry them hahahahaha
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don't they become citizens after you marry them hahahahaha

no, the first step is getting a permanent resident visa and a work permit; citizenship is a different thing alltogether. There were lawyers invovled, tons of paperwork and interviews with Immigration. It was a fucking pain in the ass.

shit probably changed under Obongo though.

"Did you marry a US citizen?"
si, senor!
"Okay, you're a citizen"
no comprende...
"el voto democrato para el negro.. um, give mucho freeo stuffo!."
si, si!
"aqui es su votero registaro cardo... enjoy!"
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no, the first step is getting a permanent resident visa and a work permit; citizenship is a different thing alltogether. There were lawyers invovled, tons of paperwork and interviews with Immigration. It was a fucking pain in the ass.

shit probably changed under Obongo though.

"Did you marry a US citizen?"
si, senor!
"Okay, you're a citizen"
no comprende...
"el voto democrato para el negro.. um, give mucho freeo stuffo!."
si, si!
"aqui es su votero registaro cardo... enjoy!"
gracias

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No you won't since that book is in storage on whore island.

i'll stop by storage and get it
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i'll stop by storage and get it

You are not an authorized agent on my behalf and thus will not have access to said storage.
Even so, storage is not accessible items in storage will be delivered to address listed, no one is allowed to access storage.
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You are not an authorized agent on my behalf and thus will not have access to said storage.
Even so, storage is not accessible items in storage will be delivered to address listed, no one is allowed to access storage.

i'll break in
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i'll break in

No you won't.
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No you won't.

yeah i will and i'll pee on all your stuff too
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No you won't
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this place is lamer than old yeller
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