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dvq
Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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dan i demand that you come over right now and let me take off that patch.
then you spend the next few days here with a bottle and a funnel because i want milk for my cereal.

LOL, I dare you to come over and drink my milk. For the sake of GenMay
Old 04-11-2005, 06:37 PM dvq is offline  
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LOL, I dare you to come over and drink my milk. For the sake of GenMay

ill have to see what chocobo thinks of that first.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:38 PM wigglesworth is offline  
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Manboobies
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get a breast pump and see how much you can get out.

edit: then drink it and you will have instant fame.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:38 PM Manboobies is offline  
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Boy George
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Best thread in awhile.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:38 PM Boy George is offline  
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UPDATE #5 - Monday April 11, 2005

Jeeze, 2 updates in a day, content motherfuckers!

Doctor's Appointment:

I headed over to PeaceHealth St. Joseph Hospital today, LATE! I was taking a nap and I overslept and had 5 minutes to get to my appointment. Good thing it wasn't too busy today. Unfortunately this has to be one of the most humiliating things I've had to explain really. So here's what happened.

I got the the checkin desk and handed over my shitty GroupHealth card and filled out forms, and I actually had to do a preconsult with the lady at the desk. I tried to play it off like a stupid college thing... "Well I was dared by my room mates when I was drunk one night to put on the patch, and I've been sticking to it for 7 days so far, and I need to see a doctor." As she was typing she looked up and lowered her glasses and said "Patch?" I replied, "Yeah, you know... um, Ortha Evra -- birth control?" She nearly choked on the air she was breahing and went "oooookay". Told me to go sit down, and I heard her snickering to her coworker about it. SO FUCKING EMBARASSING.

So I waited 15 minutes to be called in BY A FUCKING SHORT BLONDE WOMAN. Introduced herself as a "Perntologist" or some shit, saying she specialized in pregnancies and said she understood I had a special case. So I had to go into an exam room and talk to her, explaining everything to a woman, ONCE again. She asked me two questions, first "WHY?" and second, "Do you still have it on?" I fumbled around for my answers. She told me that the lactating was because of the pregesterone and was rare -- but that it would go away within 2-3 days when I removed the patch. She even offered to take it off for me then and there! I told her no, it's okay, I'll remove it myself.

So there you go, short and sweet consult with a doctor. I wish it had been a guy who maybe would have been more understanding to the stupid shit guys do.

Cliffs:
- Doctor Appointment
- Get humiliated by check in staff
- Get humiliated by doctor
- Doctor says I should stop immediately
- No permanent damage done within a week
- Did I mention humiliation?
- I'm keeping the patch on, maybe.

was the short blonde hot? if so you should have let her take it off

...then put it back on when you get home of course
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:39 PM g33k_kid is offline  
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get a breast pump and see how much you can get out.

So gross.


I can't wait for the next update though.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:39 PM jimbo3123 is offline  
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:40 PM kostiw is offline  
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The Singing Detective
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I hope male nipple != B7...

But is it still a male nipple?

You're the Gender-Bending Knight of Gen[M]ay. I wish to hell I had a sword I could tap you with - that wasn't made of pork.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:49 PM The Singing Detective is offline  
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ill have to see what chocobo thinks of that first.

Go suckle his oozing man-breast, you pansy.

Dooo eeeeet!
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:53 PM The Singing Detective is offline  
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This partially made my day.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:56 PM nickpdx is offline  
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danvuquoc, this is simply amazing. keep it up.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:56 PM ArmorForSleep is offline  
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wigglesworth
 
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Go suckle his oozing man-breast, you pansy.

Dooo eeeeet!
... its not so easy. i have a verbal contract with the female that includes discussing performing anything nude and eating anything out of the norm.





is it sad that i need rules like this?
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:58 PM wigglesworth is offline  
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danvuquoc, this is simply amazing. keep it up.
didnt you read. he cant keep it up.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:58 PM wigglesworth is offline  
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I can't stand being raped so I get my genmay buds to change my names back
 
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ill have to see what chocobo thinks of that first.
omfg do it
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:59 PM suffocate is offline  
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...or VAULT, which ever happens first.
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