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welp she texted me and said

Hey, so I'm sorry but I'm just not feeling the chemistry, wanted to see if it could form but it just isn't. Good luck with everything



what a relief
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so can you post a pic now
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did you touch her burgina?
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Wait, I thought your AV was said whore.

that's roy's wife
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she was black
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no white

black women are weird to me

skinny urban black women hate me.

southern fat ones love me.

i remember once stopped at a burker king in rural south carolina the black lady was like ooh boy you so handsome here's your food, come again soon!!!

i never have been back since i was just passing through the area, but i'll try to remember to stop by next time i'm in santee south carolina.
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she would have let me touch her burgina *(the burger king lady)
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no white

black women are weird to me

skinny urban black women hate me.

southern fat ones love me.

i remember once stopped at a burker king in rural south carolina the black lady was like ooh boy you so handsome here's your food, come again soon!!!

i never have been back since i was just passing through the area, but i'll try to remember to stop by next time i'm in santee south carolina.

those are the kind of women that will suck the devil out of your dick
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she was black

so use a flash
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DEAR GOD,

Soooo,..... this INCREDIBLY hot chick from my graduating class, (still looks model-material and an ex-U of Md. cheerleader) gets on FB last night, confessing that she's at the end of her rope with her 'volatile' IBS, to where it's keeping her house-ridden for days on end, begging for other alternative, non-invasive solutions....


Now, I can't stop thinking about her, and have visions of her asking me if I'd like her to make me some brownies.






*sigh* Man, talk about a boner-killer.
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she can shit on my chest
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Hope you like warm soft-serve
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