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that would go against his typical posts which are unbearably arrogant and conceited.


that's my internet persona

irl i'm bearably arrogant and conceited
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don't dumb down for these plebs ed
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hey guys, I bought two chrome plated razors, some italian cream with rhinoceros semen extract and lavender, and a ferret ass hair brush that I treat with mineral water and oil

saving a ton here, n2b
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hey guys, I bought two chrome plated razors, some italian cream with rhinoceros semen extract and lavender, and a ferret ass hair brush that I treat with mineral water and oil

saving a ton here, n2b
Buy that shit in bulk and you can save enough money to buy a new car!
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hey guys, I bought two chrome plated razors, some italian cream with rhinoceros semen extract and lavender, and a ferret ass hair brush that I treat with mineral water and oil

saving a ton here, n2b


sounds okay



which way is your razor and brush pointing?
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sounds okay



which way is your razor and brush pointing?

in whatever the direction the nearest poz'd anus is camped.
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>not using a magnetometer to determine true north and shaving on a perfect north south axis


are you using hot towels though?

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sounds okay



which way is your razor and brush pointing?

I wasn't sure where the brush was supposed to point so I bought 8 to cover
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Magic brush and enchanted shaving soap have not impressed me so far. Maybe I need the special cup to reach shaving nirvana....
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