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Somebody at my local gastropub really likes me...



BUT THAT SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE



unless she is really young and cute...

#jalapeno burger

#salad with too much dressing
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MOTHERFUCK...

I KNEW IT.
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you gave her that tip
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look pyrafat, I think that's nice and all but I think there's something fundamentally wrong with your life if fast food workers do that.

I think they're grooming you. This is what they do to the potential 500lbs guys who can't leave home soon, they'll be your feeders and they're giving you an impression.
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Somebody at my local gastropub really likes me...



BUT THAT SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLE



unless she is really young and cute...

#jalapeno burger

#salad with too much dressing

Looks like someone wants the D, brah

Also bad spelling, like smoking, means she puts out
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they're going to go for a walk in the park and he'll say something dopey or she'll reveal she has a boyfriend and then he'll NEVER be able to go back to that restaurant and he'll have no choice but to eat alone at Reggies

i mean i'm all for it, I'm getting sick of seeing the same shitburgers day in and day out
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they're going to go for a walk in the park and he'll say something dopey or she'll reveal she has a boyfriend and then he'll NEVER be able to go back to that restaurant and he'll have no choice but to eat alone at Reggies

i mean i'm all for it, I'm getting sick of seeing the same shitburgers day in and day out

sick reference, bruv
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My vape-addicted friends can't even have breakfast at Dennys without popping out for a few hits after ordering coffee before the food comes; every 20 minutes max and of course they hit it as soon as they leave.

My friend dave literally loses his shit if we go anywhere and he forgets his robodick

my friend is a phlebotomist and smokes da haze twice a day everyday, he can't eat without it
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look pyrafat, I think that's nice and all but I think there's something fundamentally wrong with your life if fast food workers do that.

I think they're grooming you. This is what they do to the potential 500lbs guys who can't leave home soon, they'll be your feeders and they're giving you an impression.



I only go there like twice a week but they all know my name. Also, I'm already at max swole. We've been over this.

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they're going to go for a walk in the park and he'll say something dopey or she'll reveal she has a boyfriend and then he'll NEVER be able to go back to that restaurant and he'll have no choice but to eat alone at Reggies

i mean i'm all for it, I'm getting sick of seeing the same shitburgers day in and day out

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Also, I'm already at max swole. We've been over this.

Keep on feeding yourself that lie

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you guys just don't understand superior genes. I'm actually down a few pounds. Just weighed in at 231 fully clothed.

switching to a chicken salad + jalapeno burger instead of just 2x jalapeno burgers has paid off.

#BEEFCAKE
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