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Old 11-11-2006, 02:38 PM mike27 is offline  
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You: no i just wanna rate you now
Old 11-11-2006, 02:40 PM Kurtz is offline  
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keenan kicks ass for info! really i was impressed.

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You: oh ok,sorry
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You: anyhow can dogs get aids?
You: always made me wonder if they could.
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You: ok ty.
KeenanK: One moment okay..
You: i think i would donate money to save dogs with aids.
KeenanK: me too
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You: wow perfect link!
You: any donation places?
KeenanK: what type of donation sites
KeenanK: would you like
You: for dogs with aids
You: if there is such a place.
KeenanK: Dogs don't get aids
You: oh i c ,thats good!
You: i woulda wasted my money!
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You: yeah, crack made from Erythroxylon coca
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You: yeah, well no
You: im looking for the free crack give away
You: they are usualy at like 5'o'clock i guess
You: but i cant find one around me
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You: Im looking for a free crack give away '
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You: Yeah, do you know where I can get it for free? I dont have a lot of money
KeenanK: Free Crack
You: Yeah, I saw it on TV
You: It was a five'o'clock free crack give away
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You: I get that info from my drug counsler
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:40 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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This just in: God doesnt eat!

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You: Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that even he cannot eat it?
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RebeccaA: no, he doesn't eat
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You: I wish I didnt have to eat
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You: sure
You: just to get some other opinions on the matter
You: Hmm, if god doesnt eat he is missing out on some good stuff... Like pie
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RebeccaA: agree
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:50 PM Shorik is offline  
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:54 PM mike27 is offline  
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i was trying to actually find info. as soon as i outed them she ran away.

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brittanyd: anatomy like the anotmy of the body?
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You: yes
You: Figure Drawing
brittanyd: Ok just one secound while i find that
You: K
You: It would be nice if you could find some by the old master artists
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brittanyd: or like this?
You: those are okay
You: but they are too medical
You: i was hoping for something more artistic
brittanyd: what anoutt he secound one?
brittanyd: the secound and 3rd one
You: thats closer
You: but those are amatuer modern artists
You: i would prefer moster arstists
You: master*
You: DaVinci, Ruebens, Schiele
brittanyd: oohh ok
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You: i mean i could just do that myself
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:58 PM DPhrag is offline  
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READ THIS IT'S FUCKING POETRY (with a south park finish )

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You: Woe be unto me, as Fabulous Fall flows by like sand through an hourglass and the Winter of Discontent fast approaches.
LisaB: So you are looking for the ...Meaning of Life?
You: I am searching y query, for meaning.
You: This is correct, Lisa.
You: Can you find meaning for me?
You: Can you find meaning for anybody?
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LisaB: Please, Look these results over while I locate some more for you
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LisaB: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
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You: You know what I mean?
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:08 PM mike27 is offline  
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I can't think of anything else to ask.
Old 11-11-2006, 03:16 PM ZenMonkey is offline  
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I can't think of anything else to ask.

The just keep re-doing old ones.. over, and over.. isn't that what genmay does best??
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:20 PM DPhrag is offline  
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:25 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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You: I love a good hard fact
You: I've got a hard fact for you right here kristi
You: would you like to see it
You: I've got a raging clue
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