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someone invent the time machine please.
done
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Old 04-20-2005, 12:50 PM emorphien is offline  
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Originally Posted by kristchan
ew. I don't even give head anymore. I don't want penis snot in my mouth.

Guys are usually more than open to finishing on your face if you don't want it in your mouth....


This reply inspired by bill maher "new rules" rant in which he says "I didn't know I could have been getting pornstar sex while taking Algebra II!"
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Old 04-20-2005, 12:57 PM sk33 is offline  
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You don't give head?
I hope you don't expect to receive then.
I would never demand it if I'm not willing to give. But most guys seem to be more than willing to do it anyways.
Old 04-20-2005, 01:05 PM kristchan is offline  
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Hmm, I DO have her address....
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:11 PM Vienge. is offline  
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:20 PM bthorton is offline  
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:26 PM IcW@teR is offline  
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Hmm, I DO have her address....

send her your come you pussy.
Old 04-20-2005, 01:29 PM cjh is offline  
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Aren't you worried about getting the Super Aids?


also wtf kristchan! i'm only 18 and you want me to ejaculate and put my semen inside you.
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:33 PM panopticon486 is offline  
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i'm only 18 and you want me to ejaculate and put my semen inside you.
for medical purposes only
Old 04-20-2005, 01:44 PM kristchan is offline  
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for medical purposes only
if i do this, does it mean i lose my virginity?
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:47 PM cromicus is offline  
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if i do this, does it mean i lose my virginity?

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Old 04-20-2005, 01:50 PM panopticon486 is offline  
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if i do this, does it mean i lose my virginity?
actually, i think it means genmay loses it's virginity
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:53 PM UpInTheClouds is offline  
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actually, i think it means genmay loses it's virginity

we already did; genmay's the father.
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:14 PM click46 is offline  
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this thread is 10x the awesome
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:26 PM growler is offline  
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do to this statement I withdraw my contribution.

Not giving head is a direct insult to my manhood.

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ew. I don't even give head anymore. I don't want penis snot in my mouth.
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