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mofugger
I'm married to a gay man
 
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Hmm, I DO have her address....

so do I
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:32 PM mofugger is offline  
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I'm married to a gay man
 
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Just go to the nearest military base...I'm sure there are plenty of men willing to make a donation
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:33 PM mofugger is offline  
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god i love the internet; it's a revolutionary advancement in freedom and a catastrophic failure of morals all in one.
More like a reflection on the twisted nature of the human spirit carried out through anonymity. lol what
Old 04-20-2005, 02:38 PM IceTeaBag is offline  
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DaMaDHaTTeR
 
this has to be the biggest joke ever, how many ziploc bags of sperm have you recieved so far?
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:46 PM DaMaDHaTTeR is offline  
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geremology101
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what if it's aids infected semen? I know some crackheads with aids who would be happy to partake
Old 04-20-2005, 02:49 PM geremology101 is offline  
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lol dot foldar
Old 04-20-2005, 03:01 PM NyKo is offline  
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Vienge.
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so do I
I'll do it if you do it.
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Old 04-20-2005, 03:13 PM Vienge. is offline  
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Taco
 
wow just wow... but im on my way to the post office..
Old 04-20-2005, 03:15 PM Taco is offline  
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kristchan
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this has to be the biggest joke ever, how many ziploc bags of sperm have you recieved so far?
since making the thread at 7:30 last night? none.
genmay is too cheap to use overnight postal service.
Old 04-20-2005, 03:17 PM kristchan is offline  
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Daddy bought me a Corvette but I'm still a fat pathetic loser, please remind me of this whenever you
 
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greatest thread on genmay in a long time
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Old 04-20-2005, 03:18 PM LegendNH is offline  
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G-Daddy
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Fuck No. From the sounds of it, I could catch aids even if my sperm is hundreds of miles away
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Old 04-20-2005, 03:31 PM G-Daddy is offline  
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Lowtax
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how about i just come visit?
Old 04-20-2005, 03:51 PM Lowtax is offline  
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Fuck No. From the sounds of it, I could catch aids even if my sperm is hundreds of miles away
gg im giving it to you right now over teh nets
Old 04-20-2005, 04:02 PM I Peddle Exotic Augies is offline  
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kristchan
Jewish [M]other of [M]ayhem
 
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how about i just come visit?
I've heard that line from you before
Old 04-20-2005, 04:04 PM kristchan is offline  
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kristchan
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Squirt one out into a non-spermicidal condom. Place in a zip lock bag. Send it to me.
I'm concerned because it's sounding like guys are skipping step #1.

If you insist on not wanking it into a condom, please double bag the zip lock.
If your semen leaks out of the package, it is useless to me. And might annoy your postman.

Thank you.
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