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Here's a story for you.

My best friend went home with this one girl after 30 minutes of talking at this party; they had mad chemistry. Sex is great too. He wakes up the next morning naked with her pee all over him. She peed the bed. He takes the fuck off, deletes her number.

Two months later he runs into her at another party. Their chemistry is off the charts. He teases the shit out of her for peeing on him but she handles and he realizes he is over it so they go straight back to her place, again. Sex is incredible. Chat is incredible. The morning after, she's peed on him again. She's obviously mortified beyond belief. He gets the fuck out of there without barely even speaking to her.

Four months later I'm driving around with him and suddenly he sees her in his car and laughs 'The Pee Girl!' He tells me the story up to this point, and he realizes he didn't delete the number the second time around. I tell him to call her. He says no way. I force him to. He calls. There's going to be another party that night. We 'happen' to show up. She 'happens' to be there. In 30 minutes, they've dumped me and gone back to her place. Third time's the charm. They've been dating for over a year now.


Anyways, I can't tell you what to do. All I can tell you is that if you actually like hanging out with this girl you should give it a shot, and be forthcoming about it. Confront it and ridicule and laugh at your own behavior in front of her. Also, you should probably cut back. Seriously.


"How did you guys meet?"

"Well its complicated.. you see.. " gf interupts, "I pissed on him." "twice"

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Here's a story for you.

My best friend went home with this one girl after 30 minutes of talking at this party; they had mad chemistry. Sex is great too. He wakes up the next morning naked with her pee all over him. She peed the bed. He takes the fuck off, deletes her number.

Two months later he runs into her at another party. Their chemistry is off the charts. He teases the shit out of her for peeing on him but she handles and he realizes he is over it so they go straight back to her place, again. Sex is incredible. Chat is incredible. The morning after, she's peed on him again. She's obviously mortified beyond belief. He gets the fuck out of there without barely even speaking to her.

Four months later I'm driving around with him and suddenly he sees her in his car and laughs 'The Pee Girl!' He tells me the story up to this point, and he realizes he didn't delete the number the second time around. I tell him to call her. He says no way. I force him to. He calls. There's going to be another party that night. We 'happen' to show up. She 'happens' to be there. In 30 minutes, they've dumped me and gone back to her place. Third time's the charm. They've been dating for over a year now.


Anyways, I can't tell you what to do. All I can tell you is that if you actually like hanging out with this girl you should give it a shot, and be forthcoming about it. Confront it and ridicule and laugh at your own behavior in front of her. Also, you should probably cut back. Seriously.

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I shoulda just made a thread for my story... but it works so much better as a response. I wish I could have made it up but it's completely true as told. What's really crazy is she is his first girlfriend, at the age of 23. (He's slept with a few girls before her, but she was the FIRST girlfriend). And if I hadn't come to town and bugged him to call, he'd never have called her back. Pee Girl. She turned out to be great, too. Good sense of humor, hot, accommodating.
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Great story 'jkr'...
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Just thought I'd update.

So everything is cool. Besides the text convo where we asked each other if we were okay I never brought it up again. She hasn't either. We've hung out again a couple of times, things going well.

So let that be a lesson. Even if you throw up, you ain't got nothing to lose by trying anyways.
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Glad to hear. Barfing is just natural given some situations Be warned though, this type of behavior and geting away with it.. doesn't happen when you're just a few years older. People in general grow up and expect, or rather hold themselves and others to a higher regard.

Ah to be young.
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Just thought I'd update.

So everything is cool. Besides the text convo where we asked each other if we were okay I never brought it up again. She hasn't either. We've hung out again a couple of times, things going well.

So let that be a lesson. Even if you throw up, you ain't got nothing to lose by trying anyways.

Nailed her yet? I figured you were probably fine when she didn't ask you to leave that night and you ended up staying with her. Especially since you were in the same building.
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Hahaha jkrowling that's rich. Yeah, I guess I'll keep it up.

I am definitely cutting back now though. This is only the second time in my life that I've thrown up. First time, it was the same reason; I drank a lot then toked a blunt. I shouldn't mix them like that anymore. And I'll moderate when I do each on it's own.

essential rule for all potheads...

smoke then drink

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One time I went to a part with a girl and she came up to me at the end of the night (after we danced and flirted) and she said "Ready to go?" and I go "Ye-BLUOUOUOUOUOUOUO" and threw up right in front of her, splattering some throw up on her shirt. She felt really bad for me and ended up walking me home. The next day I ask her out for lunch and she said no.
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