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Duoth
 
K, I will send it either tommorrow or friday in NEXT DAY MAIL.


Plz take pics for verifacation.
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Old 04-20-2005, 09:40 PM Duoth is offline  
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Old 04-20-2005, 10:12 PM alpharuin is offline  
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uuhhhh okay then
Old 04-20-2005, 10:37 PM ?psalus is offline  
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i would, but it would dry too fast in the mail.
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Old 04-20-2005, 10:39 PM princess0fdiabl0 is offline  
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don't you have to ship jizz in LN2 to keep things fresh?
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Old 04-20-2005, 10:41 PM miasman1 is offline  
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This thread pwns.
Old 04-20-2005, 11:05 PM eidolon is offline  
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hahaha
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Old 04-20-2005, 11:56 PM EllitoGay is offline  
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Do not rub the sperm of men you do not know all over your vagina.

WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN...
Old 04-21-2005, 12:08 AM JLowry is offline  
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If u r serios I will send you some


I hope it doesn't wierd you out to receive a bag of spooge from an 18-yr-old stallion?
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:22 AM Zangmonkey is offline  
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Alright I have the condom of sperm its in the frezzer in a sandwich bag tied up. I'll send it via USPS tomorrow.
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:24 AM Vienge. is offline  
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oh, now there's an idea...

anybody got a food dehydrator?

could you try dehydrating some of your semen? Then I can mix it with water when it gets here. That method might be easier for shipment.

My Ronco specifically says "no jizz" in the manual
Old 04-21-2005, 12:25 AM Slash is offline  
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Anyone have any tips on mailing them so they'll stay frozen? I'm thinking it'll make them last longer.
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:29 AM Vienge. is offline  
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Don't freeze them guys, you might kill off the stuff that's needs to stay alive.

You can keep them cold though.

Line the box with solid styrofoam. This will inhibit heat transfer. Put the 'loved ones' in the center, surrounded by chemical reaction cold packs. Make sure to use cold packs that refridgerate, not freeze.

don't pop the cold packs until you get to the delivery station. Don't forget to bring packaging tape with you.

If they ask, tell them it's white chocolate. Candy get's shipped through the mail all of the time. Semen probably doesn't.
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:38 AM flshdncr is offline  
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I remember reading a news article about prisoners mailing jizz out of the prison. Aparently all their mail got flattened before it got sent and the mail handlers reported jizz escaping the envelopes after they were flattened.
Old 04-21-2005, 12:40 AM Slash is offline  
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of the spooge?

I guess I could, if that's your thing.

hahaha... you're talking about it as if my request was weird.
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