Lets create some mayhem......

[Carl Rove]

How about:

Arabs Subjected to Orwellian Measures at International Airports

In a recent study, it was found that all of 28 Arab American test subjects were asked to produce photo ID and had their baggage X-rayed while trying to board planes destined for the United States.

Help stop this racial profiling right now!

[gg]

Originally Posted by Triden

we should set up an email addy where the people that read the hoaxes can email for exemption from their future missfortune that we cast upon them in the email. Then we post the emails here and laugh at them

Opting out makes it seem like a newsletter/spam. We'll be sending these from legitimate email accounts, and want them to appear to be from a person, not an entitiy

[Rtfx]

I have 4 gmail invites sitting around that could be used for this if needed

[teh fucking loser]

Originally Posted by Rtfx

I have 4 gmail invites sitting around that could be used for this if needed

me too <3

[Triden]

Originally Posted by g

Opting out makes it seem like a newsletter/spam. We'll be sending these from legitimate email accounts, and want them to appear to be from a person, not an entitiy

i mean when those hoaxes go around that say

"
if you dont forward this to 10 people msn will shutdown your hotmail account.

Thankyou,
Bill gayman
bill@gaydomain.com
"
or

"everyone should email jimmy@hahwaeasdd.com to stop the death of babies! If we reach 500 emails then no baby shall ever die again!"

etc etc. the replies could be

[RubberDuck]

Originally Posted by Rtfx

I have 4 gmail invites sitting around that could be used for this if needed

Ah yes, I have 12 invites that I could use for this too. I think it'll seem more believable if it's from a gmail address.

[teh fucking loser]

g how did you come up with this idea?

[gg]

Originally Posted by tehmay

g how did you come up with this idea?

Just late at night, it popped into my head as a way for genmay to have fun and produce original content beyond lame helmut chops.

[synaesthesia]

A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria that occurs almost exclusively within the eggs of certain types of poultry. While the bacteria normally exists peacefully in the digestive tract of poultry, it can sometimes find it's way into the eggs of infected birds and, in several cases, has been found to survive the pasteurization process and make it's way into popular eggnog beverages. In most cases, the bacteria is harmlessly destroyed by the body's immune system. However, 1 in 50 test subjects were found to exhibit symptoms ranging from strong nausea, diarrhea, and Hemoptysis to sudden decrease in sexual functioning and/or appetite for food. While seldom fatal, scientists warn drinkers of any eggnog-type beverages to exhibit caution whilst drinking this year, making sure to contact a doctor if any of the initial symptoms, such as warmth of the face, sudden increase in heart rate, or sweaty palms occur. Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public." More disturbing are reports that several manufacturers of eggnog and related beverages are in fact aware of the danger, yet have neglected to inform the public, fearing a reduction in sales around the critical Holiday season.

Please forward this to all of your loved ones so that they will be aware of this danger and have a safe and healthy Christmas holiday season!!!


*

[Carl Rove]

More thoughts: Work some genmay humour into. Something we would get but nobody else will

For example: Tell the heartwarming story of a Ukranian girl born after Chernobyl who had hooves instead of feet, but nevertheless went on to work in the adult entertainment industry.

[Carl Rove]

Originally Posted by synaesthesia

A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria that occurs almost exclusively within the eggs of certain types of poultry. While the bacteria normally exists peacefully in the digestive tract of poultry, it can sometimes find it's way into the eggs of infected birds and, in several cases, has been found to survive the pasteurization process and make it's way into popular eggnog beverages. In most cases, the bacteria is harmlessly destroyed by the body's immune system. However, 1 in 50 test subjects were found to exhibit symptoms ranging from strong nausea, diarhhea, and Hemoptysis to sudden decrease in sexual functioning and/or appetite for food. While seldom fatal, scientists warn drinkers of any eggnog-type beverages to exhibit caution whilst drinking this year, making sure to contact a doctor if any of the initial symptons, such as warmth of the face, sudden increase in heart rate, or sweaty palms occur.

Gold

EDIT: You might want to get them to email a company that makes eggnog, demanding they take the product off the market until it is proven safe.

[gg]

Originally Posted by Schmuck

More thoughts: Work some genmay humour into. Something we would get but nobody else will

For example: Tell the heartwarming story of a Ukranian girl born after Chernobyl who had hooves instead of feet, but nevertheless went on to work in the adult entertainment industry.

That would be good, my earlier comment about genmay humor was reserved for stupid inside jokes and catchphrases.

[wtf]

[gg]

Originally Posted by synaesthesia

A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria......

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Add in:

Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public."

[synaesthesia]

Originally Posted by g

<snip>

Add in:

Dr. Alan Werner, a prominent microbiologist at the University of Michigan warned, "We just cannot say with a degree of certainty that eggnog made with current processing methods is safe for consumption. More studies will have to be conducted before we can reassure the public that our initial findings are not a cause for concern." He went on to add, "This product can present an elevated risk to children, elderly, or those with weakened immune systems. I myself would not drink this, and urge moderation if not restraint among the public."

we are going to ruin christmas