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Old 12-05-2004, 07:51 AM CompuKid101 is offline  
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Over masturbation may promote prostate cancer if done too often. If masturbation is done more than two times daily, this may result in a serious fatal cancer. Scientific name, (Dexorelphombieperoxelisenscre) is caused by the male testicle organs being overworked. A fatal infection can grow underneath the testicle skin.
Old 12-05-2004, 07:59 AM zhaizor is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 08:00 AM Her Ghost is offline  
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who the fuck is this, and how did he get UID 6?
 
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Over masturbation may promote prostate cancer if done too often. If masturbation is done more than two times daily, this may result in a serious fatal cancer. Scientific name, (Dexorelphombieperoxelisenscre) is caused by the male testicle organs being overworked. A fatal infection can grow underneath the testicle skin.
people already believe that jerkin it leads to hairy palms .. why not write an article on the benefits of fapping 8 times daily?
Old 12-05-2004, 08:11 AM CRC is offline  
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people already believe that jerkin it leads to hairy palms .. why not write an article on the benefits of fapping 8 times daily?
fucking win.
Old 12-05-2004, 08:19 AM Savenor is offline  
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The government has no choice but to implement a proposed 13.5% levy on food and other domestic products, to offset costs of food safety research, as well as secure the food supply from terrorist sabotage.

This would help add a lot of credibility to this.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20041203/D86OD2TG1.html

"WASHINGTON (AP) - Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson resigned Friday, warning of a potential global outbreak of the flu and health-related terror attacks. "For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," he said."

Best of all, it's true.
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Old 12-05-2004, 08:31 AM Potty Mouth is offline  
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Meh, we should just do some story that makes people really sad. Then we ask for donations at the end and make teh monies.
Old 12-05-2004, 08:33 AM so!id is offline  
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this is history, i like it
Old 12-05-2004, 08:47 AM nismo is offline  
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Toxic | Vapor
 
Im not very good with writing so maybe someone can elaborate this idea.

Fuel prices skyrocketing as a result of world wide oil shortages. Oil pumps sucking air all across the globe. oil reserves dwindling. government attempts to procure more oil fields from other nations such as iraq and south korea. world trade center incident a coverup for the large oil field under the twin towers. government demolished own world trade center and used a terrorist movement as a coverup. they now have oil pumps secretly hidden beneth the rubble of the world trade center disaster.

now if someone could actaully work that up as a story, throw in a pic of the wtc monument as being the secret oil pumps, it may just work
Old 12-05-2004, 08:56 AM Toxic | Vapor is offline  
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This is an awsome idea!
Old 12-05-2004, 08:56 AM Dismal is offline  
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Inf
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This topic lacks though, so here's a crappy one:


Kid was hanged in <insert place>. Police are clueless as to who might have commited it.
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Old 12-05-2004, 08:57 AM Inf is offline  
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it would probably be a better idea to go out to a forest and "hang" a dummy ourselves. someone may run across the original image that is unchoped and call
Old 12-05-2004, 08:58 AM Toxic | Vapor is offline  
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sounds like fun... I'm in.
Old 12-05-2004, 08:59 AM pr0ntab is offline  
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ILikeLife
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Fucking awesome Idea
Old 12-05-2004, 09:03 AM ILikeLife is offline  
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How about something along the lines of:
Fisher-price, a popluar toy store for children among the ages of 0 to 3 years old, used illegally bought plastic to create their new line of toys. This plastic, bought for being the cheapest, has been known to break apart, causing choking hazards for small children.
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