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what about some more tinfoil hat ones?

"Is the CIA reading your brainwaves?"
"Bigfoot targeted by the government: what you can do to save this noble creature"
"Eye cancer do to prolonged sessions in front of a computer monitor and the new sunglasses technology that can help prevent it."
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:37 AM Kei00000 is offline  
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when is this going to be up and running?

I wanna trick some people!
It is up and running. We are planning and communicating expectations and ideas now, and will begin writing and chopping after we get more input and more ideas from a wider variety of people, which will probably involve day krew arriving. You're free to start any time you want.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:37 AM gg is offline  
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it should piss people off. Nothing gets fwd'ed like something that people are angry about.


nothing pisses people off like homosexuals
Old 12-05-2004, 04:38 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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I got a email today from 'Hotmale' apparently MSN is being shut down.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:38 AM Repute is offline  
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"U.S. Government spends money to ________"

Nothing pisses people off like the government spending their tax money on a bad cause.
Old 12-05-2004, 04:38 AM Rtfx is offline  
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It is up and running. We are planning and communicating expectations and ideas now, and will begin writing and chopping after we get more input and more ideas from a wider variety of people, which will probably involve day krew arriving. You're free to start any time you want.


I could try to make one, but i would like to see a sample first
Old 12-05-2004, 04:38 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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what about some more tinfoil hat ones?

"Is the CIA reading your brainwaves?"
"Bigfoot targeted by the government: what you can do to save this noble creature"
"Eye cancer do to prolonged sessions in front of a computer monitor and the new sunglasses technology that can help prevent it."
Those will work, as long as they have a credible story and possible bogus links.


Paging Free_Willy.....
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:38 AM gg is offline  
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"U.S. Government spends money to ________"

Nothing pisses people off like the government spending their tax money on a bad cause.
Those will work great, as will new taxes. The first one I'm doing is going to be a federal grocery tax hoax, and the accompanying website.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:39 AM gg is offline  
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If it's something TOO big, people will wonder why it wasn't on the news.
This is true, some of them have to be somewhat edgy, like stuff 20/20 or 60 minutes might cover. If it is fairly big, we might structure it like "What the ________ doesn't want you to know"
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:40 AM gg is offline  
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Those will work great, as will new taxes. The first one I'm doing is going to be a federal grocery tax hoax, and the accompanying website.
Some good chops would be a small town grocery store that has allready plioted the program and has reciptes to show it, and mabey some signs in the store or something
Old 12-05-2004, 04:41 AM redhotfanboy is offline  
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I'm totally in. Here's just something off the top of my head.

Viagra Linked To Complete Testosterone Failure

Dr. So-and-so of Such and Such Hospital/University released findings in late November that point to a link between Viagra usage and long-term eventual testosterone failure. According to the 137-page document, a specific chemical is used in Viagra to increase the amount of testosterone output, thus allowing for a sustained erection. However, in the process, it has been found that this wears out the testosterone glands very rapidly and can eventually result in a complete failure of the glands, halting forever the production of testosterone in the Viagra-user.

The makers of Viagra knew this all along and yet still released it to the public, selling it to millions of people nationwide. Now many men are sufferning from zero testosterone production, an effect that renders them completely apathetic. Testosterone is a chemical that serves as a driving force and is what sparks desire. Without testosterone, your personality would be effectively rendered as dull as a robot's. And, as if that weren't enough, with no testosterone whatsoever, the user would be rendered completely impotent, not even becoming aroused with the aid of Viagra. We must stop this now!

Pass this along to everyone you know and inform them not to take Viagra! The consequences are too great.


So yeah, I just whipped that up just now, but it's an idea to be had.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:41 AM Gemini4t is offline  
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how about an article, having a known pedophile start teaching at a school.

not sure how beleiveable that is, but it would piss people off
Old 12-05-2004, 04:41 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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Some good chops would be a small town grocery store that has allready plioted the program and has reciptes to show it, and mabey some signs in the store or something
Nope, I'm going to structure it as a protest site, and include an epetition and "ways you can help". Morons will flock to that like click to an OSS tradeshow
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:43 AM gg is offline  
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Remember that all photos if possible should be ORIGINAL work and not found off the net or else it'll be found out quickly.
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I'm totally in. Here's just something off the top of my head.

Viagra Linked To Complete Testosterone Failure
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Yes!

Great idea, with better writing and some linkage it would shine.
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