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Someone who has a medical/scientific/druggie background could do one on marijuana linked to hair loss, premature ejaculation, athlete's foot, alzheimer's, etc
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:22 AM gg is offline  
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It has to be something that incites the reader to email their government and angrily protest about something. Proividing an email address at the bototm would be a good move, as anybody dumb enough to buy into the hoax will probably be too stupid to get the right email address on their own.

If its succesful enough, it might make the news when somebody gets spammed.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:22 AM Carl Rove is offline  
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excellent..... its about time genmay started to do some harm to society
Old 12-05-2004, 04:22 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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I like it. Only a few suggestions.

1. Add quotes from a scientist, a phony bishop, and an average citizen.
2. Tell them that US and Japanese government grants are being used to help fund it, and how much.
3. Add satellite image of facility
Old 12-05-2004, 04:23 AM aalsg0tt is offline  
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It has to be something that incites the reader to email their government and angrily protest about something. Proividing an email address at the bototm would be a good move, as anybody dumb enough to buy into the hoax will probably be too stupid to get the right email address on their own.

If its succesful enough, it might make the news when somebody gets spammed.
Yep, those will be a portion of the total. I'm hoping to send out 100 or more of these hoaxes by the time this is done
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:23 AM gg is offline  
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I support this idea, and will contribute soon.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:23 AM Kruzen is offline  
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just wait till day krew gets wind of this though...they'll make my ideas look like shit

i hate day crew :P
Old 12-05-2004, 04:26 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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i hate day crew :P
they aren't bad....a little less clever maybe but I don't mind
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:27 AM Rtfx is offline  
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i hate day crew :P
The blend of different personalities and senses of humor/creativity is what will give this megahoax its variety.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:28 AM gg is offline  
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they aren't bad....a little less clever maybe but I don't mind


Old 12-05-2004, 04:29 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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I recall an article, claiming to be an exclusive expose on how your internet access is monitored. Apparantly, every time you visit a website, the name of the page is sent to a central computer called a 'domain name server'

So you could do a hoax whereby something mundane is made out to be horribly sinister, and get people to email someone about it.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:31 AM Carl Rove is offline  
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I recall an article, claiming to be an exclusive expose on how your internet access is monitored. Apparantly, every time you visit a website, the name of the page is sent to a central computer called a 'domain name server'

So you could do a hoax whereby something mundane is made out to be horribly sinister, and get people to email someone about it.

The potential is strong in this one
Old 12-05-2004, 04:32 AM synaesthesia is offline  
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I recall an article, claiming to be an exclusive expose on how your internet access is monitored. Apparantly, every time you visit a website, the name of the page is sent to a central computer called a 'domain name server'

So you could do a hoax whereby something mundane is made out to be horribly sinister, and get people to email someone about it.
Thats actually a great idea - misrepresenting existing systems, and throwing in tinfoil with it too.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:32 AM gg is offline  
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peak oil makes for great tinfoil material because it's a highly plausible way to reach an "end of the world" scenario.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:33 AM Rtfx is offline  
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we should set up an email addy where the people that read the hoaxes can email for exemption from their future missfortune that we cast upon them in the email. Then we post the emails here and laugh at them
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