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I'm really thinking about sending some sperm, something like this happens once in a life time.
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:06 PM Layzie3 is offline  
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No titty for me.
 
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How much you want?
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:07 PM TheRequiem is offline  
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If she mixes ours up together, does that make us gay?
The balls arent touching
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:07 PM Manboobies is offline  
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So liek yeah, i sent rancidpunk a song over gmail, the RIAA caught me, i went to jail, and all i got
 
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balls didnt touch, so you're good
Awww
Old 04-19-2005, 06:07 PM NleahciM is offline  
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How much you want?
as much as it takes?

I won't stop till it works!
Old 04-19-2005, 06:09 PM kristchan is offline  
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kristchan is like that gina chick on nip/tuck. only real and an internet version
Old 04-19-2005, 06:10 PM DuMa is offline  
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im guessing this is an ingenious revenge/prank idea from a diabolical lady whom somebody made the mistake of crossing

i'll bet you some asshole who pissed kristchan off will be receiving a dozen warm, leaking sperm-filled condoms in the mail sometime soon
Old 04-19-2005, 06:10 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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So liek yeah, i sent rancidpunk a song over gmail, the RIAA caught me, i went to jail, and all i got
 
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im guessing this is an ingenious revenge/prank idea from a diabolical lady whom somebody made the mistake of crossing

i'll bet you some asshole who pissed kristchan off will be receiving a dozen warm, leaking sperm-filled condoms in the mail sometime soon
that'd be awesome
Old 04-19-2005, 06:11 PM NleahciM is offline  
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kristchan
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Oh sweet jesus she sent me an address, PO box mind you
Wonder what the USPS thinks about semen in their mailboxes
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Perishable Items
Some items require special packaging or special permission to be mailed. Visit your Post Office to find out how to mail these items:

Live animals
Fresh fruits and vegetables
Plants
Keep the Mail Safe: Hazardous and Restricted Materials

Some things cannot be mailed or can be mailed only in small quantities for safety and legal reasons. Restricted materials include:

Aerosol cans
Alcoholic beverages
Ammunition
Drug paraphernalia
Fireworks
Flammable or explosive materials
Illegal or infectious substances
Lottery tickets
Poisonous materials
seems like it's ok
Old 04-19-2005, 06:13 PM kristchan is offline  
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im guessing this is an ingenious revenge/prank idea from a diabolical lady whom somebody made the mistake of crossing

i'll bet you some asshole who pissed kristchan off will be receiving a dozen warm, leaking sperm-filled condoms in the mail sometime soon
I'm sending proof it's my address with the PMs
Old 04-19-2005, 06:14 PM kristchan is offline  
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So liek yeah, i sent rancidpunk a song over gmail, the RIAA caught me, i went to jail, and all i got
 
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seems like it's ok
Sounds like 's might quality under "infectious substances".

I kid I kid.
Old 04-19-2005, 06:14 PM NleahciM is offline  
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I don't know. The guy didn't write his UID on the bag last time I asked for sperm.
that is comedy gold

Seriously, make daddy do it. Or did you lose him or eat him or something?
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:14 PM emorphien is offline  
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I don't know. The guy didn't write his UID on the bag last time I asked for sperm.



Thanks, I needed that .
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Old 04-19-2005, 06:17 PM Tom Kazansky is offline  
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seems like it's ok
Iunno, they mention "Illegal or infectious substances" and, well infectious... dunno. You could get a "growth"
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