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I spat in a celebrity's food so get me arrested about it. (UPDATE_

So last night I was hanging out with my friends at Big Boy and came in with to have a burger. When all of sudden comes in and he's like "whats up doods". He demands a large burger with fries.

So I was like "OMG it's Garry Coleman". Since he's a short fucker, I decided to eat his burger and ask him what willis was really talking about. Then I spit in Saddam's burger and left.

I got his autograph, so I'll post pics later.

edited by: LegendNH
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Last edited by Im a Piece of sh!t; 04-24-2006 at 12:00 AM.. Reason: great injustice
Old 04-23-2006, 02:57 PM desolation is offline  
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Originally Posted by Im a Piece of sh!t
last night about 5 minutes before 1am when we close, a group of the most ridiculous looking people walked into big boy. I figured they were coming back from some kind of comic book / sci-fi convention and i was pissed because i'd have to work late.

i knew i recognized some of them, it turns out they were comedians coming back from filming something, i'm not sure what, i didnt directly talk to them. one of the dudes was the creepy mail guy from that show with david spade, just shoot me. another one of the guys plays spence from king of queens.

i figured it was probably the only chance i'd ever have in my life, so i had to take it. i spat in brian posehn's burger.

he ate the whole thing.

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Originally Posted by The King

THREAD DISCLAIMER : To any law enforcement / Big Boy owners / managers / workers / janitors / anyone involved. All the information gained from this thread has been posted by James Williams himself in the past, I tried to do the best I could to give the sources to all my finds and encourage other [M]embers to do also. Although as you can see there is a lot of idiocy in these forums, it is what we do, and we do it best. However this is a very serious matter and I hope it is dealt with as one. My contact is:



AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

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I breathe into the mic a lot, sorry

intrinsic001 --  Turned out to be the wrong Big Boy. Did he bribe the manager and hide in the bathroom?
On to our next and hopefully last Big Boy. I'm going to get a whopper of a phone bill =( 

intrinsic002 --  He unexpectedly put me on hold, where are his manners?
Next... the manager comes back! Is it the right one? 

intrinsic003 --   ZING! The pIot thickens...
And thickens..... 

intrinsic004 --  Next... we get a new member balalala
btw my name is not 

intrinsic005 --  Ok.. next we have the manager on genmay, be nice guys 
intrinsic006 --  Next... I push for teh law more.... 
intrinsic007 --   Next... the owners are going to own something else 
intrinsic008 --   Next... COPS!  
intrinsic009 --   Next... Redirected....  
intrinsic10 --   jesus christ
Next... hopefully something more productive... 

intrinsic11 --   Mumble mumble mumble sorry guys :s
Next... hold that thought - it continues. 

intrinsic12 --  This is fucking going nowhere. Sigh.
Next.... redirected to another sheriffs office! 

intrinsic13 --
 Next...Redirected.... 
intrinsic14 --  im taking 'food adulteration' out of my vocabulary as of this minute
Next... it continues 

intrinsic15 --  Next... ye same olde conversation... 
intrinsic16 --  I was on my laptop.. in the big boy... reading about this whole burgerspit deal.. as it was hap-what? why did she ask me that?
Next... who in the world is that? 

intrinsic17 --  561-396-5475 hit intrins up on da low 8) 
intrinsic18 --  did i... did i just say that
Next... cops surfing genmay? what could go wrong 

intrinsic19 --  i can hear their screams
Ok, so 5min go by and I look at my phone and missed a michigan call -_- gg silent mode..
Next: i call 2000 miles away again, heres to you sprint 

intrinsic20 --  we wait 


UPDATE

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Im a Piece of sh!t
Thanks alot, you got me fired over a joke i posted on the internet.

Cliffs:
-OP spits in Brian Posehn's burger
-Intrinsic makes some phone calls
-Makes apology but quickly reverts edit
-...
-Justice

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Old 04-23-2006, 02:59 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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Someone link this thread to Mr. Posehn.
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you don't mess with people's food, that's just wrong

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i hope karma comes back and bites you in the ass 10 fold you waste of life
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