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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LEETSAUCE
 
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You: yeah but there are no definitive answers? yes I have something you can find for me
You: are you in the U.S.
MelissaQ: Yes, I'm in the US
You: wanna go on a date? you're nice
MelissaQ: LOL, sorry, I'm happily married. Have a fantastic evening!!! :-)
MelissaQ: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MelissaQ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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that was a great ending
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:43 PM leetsauce is offline  
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KellyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Kelly!
You: I have a question about hamburgers
KellyG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
KellyG: yes?
You: My friend said that in france they call a quarter pounder a royal with cheese
You: I told him he was incorrect and just because a movie says it doesnt make it so
You: but he disagrees
KellyG: Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: can you confirm the validity of this?
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You: Hi Rebecca!
RebeccaD: What can I help you find?
You: how are you?
RebeccaD: I am good, and you?
You: I am excellent, I would like to know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france... and even then, how they know what a quarter pounder is, because arent they on the metric system?
RebeccaD: I will see what I can find for you.
RebeccaD: royale w/ cheese
You: Really?
You: Odd
RebeccaD: yes, it is in the site I sent you.
You: And it explains the quater pounder issue
You: I am sorry I confused my burgers
RebeccaD: I suppose.
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:48 PM BCS is offline  
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Last edited by Jako : Today at 02:35 PM. Reason: hotlink removed just incase...

dude this isn't SA you can hotlink all you want
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:59 PM tobrien is offline  
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KATHYE: Hello how are you tonight?
You: hi
You: i'm trying to find the internet
You: where is it?
KATHYE: I do not know quite how to answer that question
You: well, i just got a computer
KATHYE: ok
You: and i want the internet
KATHYE: ok
You: where is it?
KATHYE: then you need to call an internet provider in you r area
You: isn't my computer an internet provider
KATHYE: no, you have to find one in your phone book and call them to get the internet
KATHYE: how are you on cha cha if you don't have the internet
You: is cha cha on the internet?
KATHYE: yes it is
You: well where the rest of it?
KATHYE: let me send you some sites
You: okay, how do i log on?
KATHYE: just follow the directions
KATHYE: do you want high speed?
KATHYE: or dial up?
You: high speed what?
KATHYE: internet service
You: just regualr internets please
KATHYE: ok I sent you one
KATHYE: the first one is really cheap
KATHYE: you must already have the internet
KATHYE: what do you want to do on your computer?
You: use the internet
KATHYE: then openj you browser
KATHYE: do you have a internet explorer
You: how do i open the tubes
You: for the internet to come in
You: yes
KATHYE: you just open your internet explorer
You: okay
KATHYE: and type in the address that you want to go to
KATHYE: in the address bar
You: i don't follow
You: does the internet have an address
You: what is it?
KATHYE: it is www
KATHYE: let me traqnsfer you to someone who could help you better ok
KATHYE: wait
You: alright
KATHYE: here is a story about the internet manbe it will help
KATHYE: there the last one I just sent you might help
You: thats it
KATHYE: great
You: "welcome to the internet"
KATHYE: ok
You: thats all i wanted
KATHYE: very good then
You: thankyou
KATHYE: youre very welcome
KATHYE: anything else I can find you
You: no thank you so much
You: this is great
KATHYE: ok have a great night
KATHYE: thanks
You: you to
KATHYE: bye bye bow
You: bow wow
KATHYE: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
KATHYE: oops
KATHYE: sorry about that
KATHYE: bye bye now
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:00 PM Kurtz is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:15 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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I got banned

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hahahaha that was quick thinking
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:17 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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Holy shit this thread is amazing. I've literally been laughing out loud while reading most of these.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:18 PM _adam is offline  
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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those fucking cocksuckers banned me for asking if roid rage can be triggered by loud kids with fetal alcohol syndrome and then saying "ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:21 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:24 PM DPhrag is offline  
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I went on to the site with the intention of being a prick and trying to be funny, but I started off with an actual search (regarding humanitarian groups in the Middle East), and now I've just been chatting with this Palestinian dude for like 10 minutes.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:27 PM _adam is offline  
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AidanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
AidanK: That's easy...Glasgow Ranger fans...
AidanK: or the Dutch...
AidanK: hold on and I'll get you a link
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:35 PM BCS is offline  
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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AidanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
AidanK: That's easy...Glasgow Ranger fans...
AidanK: or the Dutch...
AidanK: hold on and I'll get you a link
AidanK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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that was crap
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:36 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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AidanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
AidanK: That's easy...Glasgow Ranger fans...
AidanK: or the Dutch...
AidanK: hold on and I'll get you a link
AidanK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
What the fuck?
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:37 PM _adam is offline  
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that was crap

The funny thing was they ended it on me.. everyone knows the answer is kel
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:41 PM BCS is offline  
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You: Im ok
denisem: Great!
denisem: What can i help you find?
You: Hey this is JaredT
denisem: Hi
denisem: You need to find a treadmill?
You: I work for ChaCha also, but this guy asked a question I couldnt find an answer, can you help me out?
denisem: Sure i will try.
You: im on my laptop next to my desktop computer
denisem: Okay what is it your looking for?
You: This guy wants to know if an airplane is on a treadmill will it take off even if the plane is stationary
denisem: Okay i don't think a plane would fit on one but i will search and see what i find.
You: ok thanks, ill keep him busy haha
denisem: Okay you could always hit transfer to get him to someone else.
You: I know, I needed those ratings! But I know you are right!
You: Ill transfer him
You: Back to the rat races!
denisem: Okay great
denisem: Thanks
denisem: Have a great day!
You: You too!
denisem: Thanks!
denisem: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
denisem: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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