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knobgobbler
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Hard from Brevard
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ClydeC
ClydeC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks!
ClydeC: hello there
You: How are you
ClydeC: I am great and you
ClydeC: ???
You: good
You: so is it true? Is he really running in 08?
ClydeC: so what do you want to know about Christoper Walken?
ClydeC: OH, ok let me look for you
You: thanks
ClydeC: are you ready for this?
You: yes
You: holy crap
You: he is running?
ClydeC: Looks like it
ClydeC: I just realized who he is!
You: thats crazy!
You: One does not simply walken into mordor
ClydeC: has he ever been in politics?
You: not that I know of
You: incredible
You: well, ttyl
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:39 PM knobgobbler is offline  
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L0rdStyX4
Hi! I like peepee ok bye
 
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FLASH GARDEN REVEALED

MelissaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi MelissaS!
MelissaS: hello
You: hi
You: so I got some laffy taffy
MelissaS: question about laffy taffy huh?
You: Yes!
MelissaS: okay
You: How did you know
MelissaS: it tells me some of your search request
You: Whoa!
MelissaS: but what do you need to know about it?
You: So I got some strawberry laffy taffy the other day
MelissaS: k
You: and you know how laffy taffy has those jokes on it?
MelissaS: yes
You: Ok so here is the question to one of the jokes
You: What kind of garden grows the most vegetables?
MelissaS: ok
You: I was thinking like maybe cherry tomato, because you get a lot of tomatos on one plant, but then i remembered tomatos were fruit
You: so I was like peanut, but they're legumes?
You: Anyways
You: the answer is Flash Garden
You: explain this to me?
You: What's a flash garden?
MelissaS: a tomato garden
MelissaS: let me show you
You: are you serious?
You: A flash garden is a tomato garden?
MelissaS: well there is a flash zen garden too
MelissaS: but there is one about tomotoes as well
You: it says specifically what kind of garden grows the most vegetables
You: tomatoes are clealy fruit
MelissaS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: and zen are clearly japenese, or chinese, or me-see-these or whatever
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 02:41 PM L0rdStyX4 is offline  
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TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go


First real good laugh Genmay has given in quite awhile. I salute you sir!
Old 11-09-2006, 02:51 PM Ecwfrk is offline  
#108  

leetsauce
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LEETSAUCE
 
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go

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Old 11-09-2006, 03:18 PM leetsauce is offline  
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cockholster
RUNAMUCK
 
i want to be a guide...
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:23 PM cockholster is offline  
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cockholster
RUNAMUCK
 
KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KN: Hello
KN: How are you?
You: oh hello im fine thankyou
You: my first time nere
KN: I'm great!Thanks1
You: sorry..how are you
KN: Great!Welcome!
You: looking for brian posehn news
KN: Sure.One moment please.
You: i heard someone once spit in his burger
You: and made a thread about it
KN: Oh okay.
KN: Let me get more results.
You: i saw that one..but i need something more underground
You: something a little more general
KN: Okay.
You: mayhemic per se
You: about an incident involving spitting in his burger at a restaurant
You: apparently it happened over the past year
You: maybe brian posehn burger spit?
You: how many guides work on this site?
You: this is pretty cool
You: are they hiring ?
KN: 14,000.
You: cooL
KN: Not now.Sorry.
KN: I just see the results in some forums..
You: like what
You: do u search using google or yahoo?
You: btw, thanks for your help
KN: You're welcome!
KN: Any search engine,but I prefer using metasearch engines.
You: like google?
KN: No.Dogpile,jux2 etc..
You: cool
KN: They are metasearch engines or metacrawlers.
KN: They get the results from all the major search engines..
You: anything on brian posehn on forums?
You: he has a forum on his website but it didnt say much
You: i belive he was really upset
You: do u know who brian posehn is?
You: he's that dorky comedian from the USA..are you from usa?
KN: No.I don't.
You: he's not that funny..but i think that someone spit in his burger is pure sheens
You: oh found it http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rl...++burger&meta=
You: k well, ttyl
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:26 PM cockholster is offline  
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It took me a few posts to figure out what was going on


this is some good stuff
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:33 PM curdledvomit is offline  
#112  

oFFaL
Jagshemash!
 
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I asked him to put his finger in his ear and I'd go pvt with him - but he didn't reply
Old 11-09-2006, 03:48 PM oFFaL is offline  
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Tret
 
 
hmmm
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:56 PM Tret is offline  
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Cads
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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AnadiN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: I need information about a songf
You: and al i have are some lyrics
AnadiN: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: great
You: all i can remember is 'shake your glasses'
You: it might be from the 50s
AnadiN: Let me know the lyrics and I'll see what I can find for you?
AnadiN: Is it a david bowie song?
You: no, not sure who it's by
You: sorry it's 'drop your glasses, shake your asses'
AnadiN: Just one moment let me see if there is anything I can find for you.
You: and there's no sax in it so not a Bowie song
You: kthx
You: also 'face screwed up like you having hot flashes'
You: i remember that too
You: think it might be a beatles song
You: any luck dere?
You: well let me know when you get back, looks like I got time to rub one out real quick
Old 11-09-2006, 04:04 PM Cads is offline  
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Coton Bitch
I boss people around and I get pwned, like the little mommys boy I am <3
 
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someone ask if it's gay if the balls touch
Old 11-09-2006, 04:08 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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Queen Pee(nis)
Elmo
I suck conservative cock
 
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Someone ask what "goatse" refers to, or "lemonparty"
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:12 PM Queen Pee(nis) is offline  
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Coton Bitch
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Someone ask what "goatse" refers to, or "lemonparty"

www.goatse.ca is down
Old 11-09-2006, 04:13 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
#118  

g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:18 PM g0rg0n is offline  
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Btrash
 
banned :-(

before i could grab the converstaion too

was along these lines.

ChristinaH: Welcome to chacha.com
You: Hello Christina
Christina: Hello, what may I help you search for with regards to goatse mirror?
You: I am looking for a mirror site on the internet for goatse.ca and goatse.cx
Christina: One moment please
You: I used these pages as my homepage, but they are down, so i need an alternative
Christina: that is too bad, i will do what i can to help you
(a minute or two elapses)
You: Hello?
(another minute)
One of the words or phrase you used in your current search set off our Abuse alert.

We have our alert set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback.

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