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touareg208
I boost my ego by finding cars I like on eBay and then pretending to buy them!
 
***Picked up New Ride***

EDITED: by the Commandant: user deleted contents of this post prior to my vaulting the thread. i am editing in Rang3find3r's cliffs as follows. Original content of this post is preserved further in the thread by quotes. any images that may not work are likely pictures of a light blue volkswagen touareg v8.
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Originally Posted by Rang3find3r
1. touareg208, long time Canadian artist, posts thread with pictures about his new "purchase", claiming he paid for it with his own saved cash

2. first to call

3. called by several people, proof requested

4. Thlam catches a fairly big slipup

5. asshat requests my permaban, and goes on to claim that the vehicle was purchased in Louisville, Kentucky and imported up to Ontario, and that he will uncensor the pics to show Ontario plates

6. called with eBay link showing the vehicle is actually located in Cleveland, Ohio, with the auction having ended two hours prior to posting the thread

7. insurmountable pwnage ensues

8. bans called for touareg, subsequently denied, but many call for namerape/title, and is quickly provided

9. links begin to surface showing his asshattery and claims on other forums as well

10. and he makes his first appearance since called

11. typical oblivious goofballs stumble in without a clue

12. lol M3

13. thread moved to main forum

14. I thought this was hilarious

15. these cliffs are getting' too fuckin' long

16. OMGTOUAREGLOL decides it would make sense to edit his first post.. to no avail

17. more pwnage, some idiots come in to stir shit, etc, moving right along

18. vlaut

Last edited by stapler; 12-12-2006 at 07:30 PM..
Old 12-08-2006, 06:09 PM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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OMGTOUAREGLOL
touareg208
I boost my ego by finding cars I like on eBay and then pretending to buy them!
 
in before rabbitfacedkilla makes High Output comment
Old 12-08-2006, 06:11 PM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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Rang3find3r
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forgot to log out on your parent's computer?

EDIT: THIS IDIOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY PWNT

See cliffs at the bottom of this post, or stop being so fucking lazy and read the first 100 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by touareg208 View Post
So I picked up my new ride today...

2005 Touareg V8
-Air Ride
-Leather
-20" Rims
-Navigation
-Tiptronic

53,000km (33,000mi) on it

(Images rehosted, no shenanigans for j00)
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t10re8.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t14op6.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t15hq6.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t17in7.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t20un5.jpg[img]

No it's not for any of my relatives. Yes I paid for it. No I'm not selling the Intrepid right now.

is that so?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Volks...spagenameZWDVW

Quote:
Item location: *Cleveland/Akron, Ohio*, United States
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Cliffs:

1. touareg208, with a history of questionable posts and Bullshit stories, posts a thread about the new Touareg that he just "bought"
2. myself and others talk shit and call Shens
3. highly questionable claims are made, more flames and foolish support for our liar
4. I find the eBay ad that he stole the pictures from
5. Unsurmountable pwnage ensues
6. Auto[M]ay gets its share of the profit this time
7. These cliffs suck ass

Last edited by Rang3find3r; 12-11-2006 at 09:07 AM..
Old 12-08-2006, 06:11 PM Rang3find3r is offline  
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OMGTOUAREGLOL
touareg208
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forgot to log out on your parent's computer?

What?
Old 12-08-2006, 06:11 PM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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those are 20" wheels? wow. they look fucking small
Old 12-08-2006, 06:15 PM DuMa is offline  
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they're not 20's.
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Old 12-08-2006, 06:16 PM elysian is offline  
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Quote:
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those are 20" wheels? wow. they look fucking small

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Old 12-08-2006, 06:22 PM FatCat4-9'er is offline  
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OMGTOUAREGLOL
touareg208
I boost my ego by finding cars I like on eBay and then pretending to buy them!
 
Shoulda specified. These are 18" that came with the car. The 20s will be put on first thing tomorrow morning.
Old 12-08-2006, 06:23 PM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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lol used cars
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Old 12-08-2006, 06:24 PM keer sucking gewk is offline  
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Quote:
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Shoulda specified. These are 18" that came with the car. The 20s will be put on first thing tomorrow morning.
no 26s no care
Old 12-08-2006, 06:28 PM Junkie Mod is offline  
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OMGTOUAREGLOL
touareg208
I boost my ego by finding cars I like on eBay and then pretending to buy them!
 
Quote:
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lol used cars

uhhh... the MSRP was $76,000 with options and all... I paid about half that about 1.5 years later... and it only has 53,000km on it... It's still better than your car.
Old 12-08-2006, 06:33 PM OMGTOUAREGLOL is offline  
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now your name makes sense.
Old 12-08-2006, 06:34 PM DuMa is offline  
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Slash
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Looks nice... hope it holds up for you.

Lots of knobs and shit on that dash!
Old 12-08-2006, 06:35 PM Slash is offline  
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Giant Penis
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The only reason to get that thing is for the V10 TDI and you got the V8.
Old 12-08-2006, 06:40 PM Giant Penis is offline  
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Quote:
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uhhh... the MSRP was $76,000 with options and all... I paid about half that about 1.5 years later... and it only has 53,000km on it... It's still better than your car.

What's so cool about the Touareg?
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