Chop Nicolas Cage's hair, that is if any of you worthless bastards have any skill - Page 11

Baloneyflaps. · 05-13-2007, 02:38 PM

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Plus, WHO thought it was a good idea to cast Jessica Biel as his love interest? I mean, c'mon... she's 18 YEARS YOUNGER than him.

When I'm 42 I'll be still be railing 25 year olds. What's the problem?

mark24 · 05-13-2007, 02:49 PM

Cheers for the comments, I tried to capture making this but screwed up and capped nothing hehe. I'll give it a shot another time.

PovRayMan · 05-13-2007, 03:47 PM

mark24 i told everyone you were dead, stop posting you're making people think i was lying

Exaotus · 05-13-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PovRayMan

mark24 i told everyone you were dead, stop posting you're making people think i was lying

RIP mark24

OddFactor · 05-13-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PovRayMan

mark24 i told everyone you were dead, stop posting you're making people think i was lying

What are you doing here? I thought you left for SA.

PovRayMan · 05-13-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OddFactor

What are you doing here? I thought you left for SA.

teh intarnet is seairosusa busdsiness ok

Queen Pee(nis) · 05-13-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mark24.

oh my god

mark24 · 05-13-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PovRayMan

mark24 i told everyone you were dead, stop posting you're making people think i was lying

nice to see you're still here

PovRayMan · 05-13-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mark24.

nice to see you're still here

you're dead stop posting deadman

fittysix · 04:56 PM

"It's funny" I thought to myself, not so much the content of the picture as the fact that cage stops looking like cage when you give him normal neatly combed hair. Sometimes you can chop someone so out-of-character that it doesn't even look like them, you just have to throw it out because there's just nothing left of the original subject. I found myself working on this particular chop for some time, my hands just aren't what they used to be, back in the day I could turn out a chop every 2 minutes. I suppose it's a mixture of age and atrophy of skills, even I had spent less time around this old place, participated in fewer chop threads over the years. I had decided at this point to make a concerted effort to return to my former glory, but I had a feeling that within the week my apathy would return and genmay would see less of me as the coming weeks slowly crept up.

mark24 · 05-13-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fittysix

http://x012.uploaderx.net/x/264_neocage.jpg
"It's funny" I thought to myself, not so much the content of the picture as the fact that cage stops looking like cage when you give him normal neatly combed hair. Sometimes you can chop someone so out-of-character that it doesn't even look like them, you just have to throw it out because there's just nothing left of the original subject. I found myself working on this particular chop for some time, my hands just aren't what they used to be, back in the day I could turn out a chop every 2 minutes. I suppose it's a mixture of age and atrophy of skills, even I had spent less time around this old place, participated in fewer chop threads over the years. I had decided at this point to make a concerted effort to return to my former glory, but I had a feeling that within the week my apathy would return and genmay would see less of me as the coming weeks slowly crept up.

Yep, its a tricky balance making them recognisable and putting them in a new role.

nice work.

IcW@teR · 05-13-2007, 06:26 PM

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When I'm 42 I'll be still be railing 25 year olds. What's the problem?

genmayers will call you a pedo

Baloneyflaps. · 05-13-2007, 06:55 PM

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genmayers will call you a pedo

They might as well go ahead and start now, the last 3 chicks I messed around with were all over 10 years younger than I am.

Last week I would have messed around with an older woman, but I got cockblocked by rain.

Last week I stopped by Autozone to pick up a bunch of stuff to detail my car this weekend. There was this woman in the parking lot in a BMW Z4 convertible and she was walking around it being all anal about every spot on it. She'd just bought it.

I went in and bought my stuff and came out, as I was about to pull out she walked over and asked me if it was legal to drive without a front plate on the car (I don't have my plates yet, neither did she). We talked just for a minute and I drove off. About 10 seconds out of the parking lot I realized I was a dumbass because that was obviously a line. I went down to the next light and busted a u-turn and went back and managed to catch her as she was about to pull out. I drove up next to her and asked her if she'd like to follow me to have a couple of drinks.

Of course she did. Anyway, we had some drinks and when it got late enough that she said she needed to go (work next day) I told her "yeah it is getting late, how about I walk you out to your car and we can makeout a little before you go?" She agreed and off we went. We got to the front door and realized that it was fucking raining cats and dogs.

She'd left her top down.

wendeelicious · 05-13-2007, 07:15 PM

ranstlin · 05-13-2007, 07:38 PM

hahaha, i laughed my ass off with this one.

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