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about 3 years worth of blades for the Merkur







that's fun and exciting, right?



right?

I don't see any shaving soap or brush. Are you wet shaving like a man or still using bitch foam like a fucking casual?
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I don't see any shaving soap or brush. Are you wet shaving like a man or still using bitch foam like a fucking casual?


oh, look another shaving badass over here



read the fucking thread, you knob! I'm not interested in making a statement about how knowledgeable I am about SHAVING by having cool-guy shaving accessories. I'll get around to that crap later, maybe. Shaving is a way to get hair off of the face, not a way to try to look cool by having a bunch of unnecessary shit in my bathroom like Italian facial creams, badger hair brushes. and cutesy little ceramic bowls. I swear, some manly "men" talk about shaving crap just like bitches talk about shoes and makeup.
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it's not about being cool, it's about using all the tools at your disposable to get the best possible shave
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it's not about being cool, it's about using all the tools at your disposable to get the best possible shave



Bro, I've already stated I don't give a shit about that.. "the best possible shave" doesn't mean FUCKALL to me. Especially considering that unless you shave multiple times a day it isn't going to stay that way for more than a couple hours, no matter what kind of special little cup or brush you have. I guess if sitting around rubbing your own face after you shave, analyzing it and wondering if it is in fact smoother than the asscrack of an infant is really important, then by all means, make sure you get those all-important shaving tools.

None of that matters to me.
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hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr i can use a circular saw to cut this 4 by 12 but let me just use a hand saw and take three hours to do it because doing the job as quickly as efficiently as possible to the best of my ability isn't important to me
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Srsly, red. When did you become such a damn shave-nazi, and why do you care how pre-pubescent other men look?
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shaving accessories are ideal for sperglord manbabies like him

feel superior over trivial shit and the capitalist laughs all the way to the bank, when he sells a simpleton things he doesn't really need
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He's really kinda vaping out, like 'Raid spewing on and on about "wheel gap". Christ, Red.... Chill.
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Bro, I've already stated I don't give a shit about that.. "the best possible shave" doesn't mean FUCKALL to me. Especially considering that unless you shave multiple times a day it isn't going to stay that way for more than a couple hours, no matter what kind of special little cup or brush you have. I guess if sitting around rubbing your own face after you shave, analyzing it and wondering if it is in fact smoother than the asscrack of an infant is really important, then by all means, make sure you get those all-important shaving tools.

None of that matters to me.
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are you fucking kidding me?

the most i've gotten are little nicks here and there, minimal pressure and 30 degrees at all times, it requires a light touch you fucking neanderthal

what's your margin of error? 0.1º?
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that's what you get for not going to shaving forum


that's really just the first step

Sure you can find all the tried and true on the forums, but cutting edge research really comes from the shaving blogs...
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