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For you guys contemplating punching your own ticket: I can help

We all die eventually; be it a day, a year or decades from now, our times approach. Of this we are certain. This still however leaves open the option to hasten or choose that time. This is of course a very weighty decision of much import. I would assume that indecision in the matter would be a fairly stressful state to live in, so hopefully what I'm about to share will assist.


Without further ado, I present that thing which will get crammed and augered into your cold asshole:





That plexiglass buttplug of doom is intended to keep in any odiferous juices that would otherwise leak, drip, squirt or bubble out of your boy-pussy which might ruin an otherwise lovely family afternoon at the funeral home. Some models have deep grooves in which they put what is basically powdered tampon- some type of absorbent material for that extra measure of dead rectum hic-a-doola.

Whethe or not this helps I suppose will depend on your outlook; that being said it might bear mentioning that for those interested in living but feeling a little experimental, those can be purchased individually online. Just look for "A/V plug". (not RCA, coax or HDMI) that stands for anal/vaginal.

Choose wisely. Have a beautiful and blessed day.
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When can we expect your full and detailed review? Nobody will buy this shit on specs alone..
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Nah that isn't something I need to worry about as I plan on walking into the cascades and not back out. I don't want any energy going into my death.
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I mean, I'll be dead... so who gives a fuck?
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Also, last night when I went to bed, drunk af as usual, I started wiping sweat out of my cavernous butt cheeks and rubbed up against my pucker hole and it felt good... long story short I started rubbing lotion on my anus and it felt really good.

Thinking about shoving something in it now and eventually working my way up to full on prostate stimulation.

The fuck else do I have to look forward to in this life??

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When can we expect your full and detailed review? Nobody will buy this shit on specs alone..


how about I do it in a series of Vines?



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Also, last night when I went to bed, drunk af as usual, I started wiping sweat out of my cavernous butt cheeks and rubbed up against my pucker hole and it felt good... long story short I started rubbing lotion on my anus and it felt really good.

Thinking about shoving something in it now and eventually working my way up to full on prostate stimulation.

The fuck else do I have to look forward to in this life??

#BeetusDick #BrokeDick #WillNeverStickItInAGirlAgainMightAsWellGoGay



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Nah that isn't something I need to worry about as I plan on walking into the cascades and not back out. I don't want any energy going into my death.
are you doing the tent + stove thing i posted about, or just starving/freezing
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are you doing the tent + stove thing i posted about, or just starving/freezing

didnt see that post, but no, my thing is, hike deep into the cascades way off any trail, dig semi deep hole, eat my gun

advanced level would have some sort of automatic burial contraption
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didnt see that post, but no, my thing is, hike deep into the cascades way off any trail, dig semi deep hole, eat my gun

advanced level would have some sort of automatic burial contraption

Read David Paulides' Missing 411

You won't have to eat your gun... the National Parks will do the deed for you.
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Read David Paulides' Missing 411

You won't have to eat your gun... the National Parks will do the deed for you.

David Paulides is a cryptozoologist, investigator and writer known primarily for his work, including two self-published books, dedicated to proving the reality of the cryptid known as Bigfoot, and for his series of self-published books, Missing 411, in which he speculates about the disappearance of people in national parks and elsewhere. Paulides attributes mysterious, unspecified causes to these disappearances, while others have analyzed the data and have concluded that the disappearances represent nothing unusual at all.
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idk man eating a gun is much quicker and nearly full proof( yes yes people can and do fuck it up)

plus I wouldn't have to worry about anyone looking for me
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David Paulides is a cryptozoologist, investigator and writer known primarily for his work, including two self-published books, dedicated to proving the reality of the cryptid known as Bigfoot, and for his series of self-published books, Missing 411, in which he speculates about the disappearance of people in national parks and elsewhere. Paulides attributes mysterious, unspecified causes to these disappearances, while others have analyzed the data and have concluded that the disappearances represent nothing unusual at all.

Can't I just have fun and find this type of thing interesting for the sake of entertainment? Am I hurting anybody?
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