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My dick: more mass than the earth
 
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nite krew turns threads into chat rooms, it sucks.

Shut up whore. No one likes you.
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:20 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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Shut up whore. No one likes you.

Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH
Old 03-15-2005, 12:21 PM Threnx is offline  
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This thread delivers
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:22 PM Lurker is offline  
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Baloneyflaps.
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Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH

QFT
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:24 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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This thread is dying.

I'm tempted to make up one but it just wouldn't be the same.
Old 03-15-2005, 12:50 PM [H]orny is offline  
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Stooka
 
i wish i had shit myself silly in embarassing situations
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:54 PM Stooka is offline  
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I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.


I had this same phenomenon happen to me this weekend.
Friday was my wedding and I ate all the finger-foods at the reception and all day saturday.
This is what caused the blockage that I noticed on sunday morning.
Sunday afternoon we went out to eat after church at this buffet style chinese food restaurant. Apparently their "food" wasn't too fresh and I wound up with mild food poisoning.

Sunday night after being in severe abdominal pain for 4 hours but unable to pass anything the dam finally broke and the nuggets came out followed by about a gallon of watery poop.

Sunday night and on into monday afternoon the diarrhea continued until my wife brought home some Immodium A-D and the flow of poop was stopped. I about passed out a couple times going from the bathroom back to the couch because of dehydration and lack of nutrients. Now I understand how those kids in brazil die from diarrhea. Its serious....
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:55 PM Detman101 is offline  
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1.) read this thread
2.) laugh
3.) laugh harder
4.) shit pants, boxers, chair.
5.) throw away pants, boxers, chair
6.) still some profit from teh funnay
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:13 PM Synth3t1c is offline  
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this is from a friend

1.big big poop too big to come out...
2.shove fingers up ass to break up poop
3.poop
4.tell friends
5.
6.no profit



I was waiting for that.
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everyone in the computer lab is looking at me like I'm a total idiot because I'm trying so damn hard not to laugh my ass off outright...

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Old 03-15-2005, 02:10 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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Posting in a balut thread... again...

I haven't had any nasty poop accidents, but some of these are seriously funny
Old 03-15-2005, 02:53 PM Blueacid is offline  
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it just keeps on coming


this has to be the best thread in ages, i'm gonna vault at midnight (US mountain/GMT-7)
Old 03-15-2005, 03:12 PM stapler is offline  
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Didn't hit puberty yet
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:28 PM Didn't hit puberty yet is offline  
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Didn't hit puberty yet
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http://www.vaginabandits.com/images/VB/poop.JPG

urinal poop > toilet poop
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