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Old 01-13-2007, 04:59 PM Bunghole is offline  

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Originally Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d View Post

What is the story behind this?
The suspense is terrible. I hope itíll last.

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Old 01-13-2007, 05:24 PM Mamma Jamma is offline  

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What is the story behind this?

You need it explained to you?
Old 01-13-2007, 05:28 PM RazorWind is offline  

Pants shitting thread? This isn't SA.
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Old 01-15-2007, 01:14 AM Scooter30 is offline  

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You have no idea how I felt right then. Have you any idea how unnatural a feeling it is, to just stand and shit down your pants leg onto the floor? I was in shock, to say the least to find myself in a situation where my best option was just to be standing, AND SHITTING MY PANTS.

Old 01-15-2007, 02:19 AM xtaC is offline  

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Probably the most embarassing moment of my life to date. I was 6 years old and had been home from school with the flu for a couple of days. After breakfast I went into the other room to watch TV. After a little while my mom came in with a story to read. I sat on her lap and she began to read.

About half way into the story, I barely got out, "Mommy I have to ---," and then it all began. I farted, and full on started to shit my pants. This was no normal shit however...the night before my mom had made spicy quesadillas, and, thinking I was all better, I had a piece. So, on top of shitting my pants AND on my mother, it burnt like hell and I started to cry.

While this goes on, my mom of course has to get a gag reflex and vomits. With me in her lap. I got vomited on. Now of course, the pain of shitting, coupled with the smell, and the fact that I just got vomited on, caused me to vomit as well.

Essentially, in the span of about 10 seconds, I shat on my mom, got vomited on, and vomited on myself. Quite traumatizing. The couch eventually got laundered, and now sits in my room, only slightly discolored. (On the underside of the cushions of course ) And to this day, I still haven't finished Thomas the Tank Engine.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:39 AM greggyboy is offline  

Haha...someone here at work saw a guy on the road firday with a bumper sticker that said "I'm only speeding because i have to poop"
Old 01-15-2007, 12:00 PM SchmilK is offline  

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What is the story behind this?
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:06 PM Lurker is offline  

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same thing as everyone.

1) sitting on computer before school
2) fart, but it was not a fart
3) take a shower with my pants still on
4) throwing up and shitting all day long.

"Do not be afraid of the darkness, be afraid of what it hides"

- Drizzt Do'Urden

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Old 01-15-2007, 12:16 PM Drizzt is offline  

Old 01-15-2007, 12:35 PM XVar is offline  

Er, I probably pooped in a 'diaper' a few times.

Last week.
Old 01-15-2007, 12:42 PM honeymustard is offline  

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Sometimes I rub my armpits and my sweat smells just like a wet pussy. So I keep rubbing my pits and inhaling the sweet aroma. Then beat off to it. - pra3t0r
Old 01-15-2007, 12:47 PM Redemption is offline  

I masturbated a guy to death with my own hands
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quoted for the funniest gif i have ever seen

edit - id still sex her even after she shit in the hottub

Old 01-15-2007, 01:05 PM mohavewolfpup is offline  

The metaphors in this thread are astonishing.
Old 01-15-2007, 04:28 PM Burg is offline  

for the last three days i been having liquid diarrhea
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