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your wife wanted a snowblower she could operate solo because she is prepping to divorce you

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your wife wanted a snowblower she could operate solo because she is prepping to divorce you


Sage advice from the king of relationships.

#foreveralone
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Don't be a basement-dweller's hype man. Makes you look just as pathetic.
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move to cali when she leaves. live your new life as boytoy roy
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Proper procedure if you are sitting in the passing lane, stopping somebody from passing at a higher rate of speed, according to Cali DMV is to fuck off into another lane

*not* sit there and play traffic cop, or whatever you think you're doing

Yeah, when you’re done with passing the slower cars you move over. I’m talking about the drivers that freak when this doesn’t happen fast enough for them.
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and why is that?

ohright

the only photo we have of your car was taken at a shit angle + was over filtered




I'm not going to post a picture of my car every time I scrub wheels, add some bondo or patch some mechanical shit the previous 4 owners clowned me into buying before it breaks down.

Would you like a recent pic of my "factory rice" BMW?

it's been posted more than once before

I don't really think it's necessary
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People who sit in the passing lane going 55 need to be shot and left to die at the side of the road, fact
knew someone who did this. he said he did it because "there's no one in front of us [this way]." no shit, we're blocking them. russian immigrant, quite possibly illegal.
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Don't be a basement-dweller's hype man. Makes you look just as pathetic.

don't attack me because you were out beefed by ghetto
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This thread straight up bonkers today
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you smoked all that weed yet
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all of it
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my brother got a license
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my brother got a license

to breed chinchillas?
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man, that Archangel episode was a trip.
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