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idk if i have anything good from recent past...

landlords kid is obviously smoking weed in the house but playing innocent and blaming old lady tenants' boyfriend, more subtly trying to lay blame on my friend (also a tenant)

grandpa is the only one around to supervise, he's out of his element

pretty stupid move, if he went literally 100 feet up the hill he could smoke and be totally undetected. entire east side of house reeks, upstairs and down

it is great to observe adolescent tery, makes me very aware of how weak my own lies were back in those days
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teach him the ways of the vape
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wouldn't have gone quite that far, but it was pretty entertaining
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teach him the ways of the vape

he stole 3 vapes after a bbq, one of mine and two of another housemates'

mine got returned w/ a broken atomizer, having been dropped
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these are the best of the lot...

better than roaches, senile old khmer rouge mongoloids at mamasans
better than psychotic failed-to-launch postpartum depressed bmw spit gir
better than methed out cousin
better than my brother/parents for damn sure
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idk if i have anything good from recent past...

landlords kid is obviously smoking weed in the house but playing innocent and blaming old lady tenants' boyfriend, more subtly trying to lay blame on my friend (also a tenant)

grandpa is the only one around to supervise, he's out of his element

pretty stupid move, if he went literally 100 feet up the hill he could smoke and be totally undetected. entire east side of house reeks, upstairs and down

it is great to observe adolescent tery, makes me very aware of how weak my own lies were back in those days

weed is for burnout losers

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wouldn't have gone quite that far, but it was pretty entertaining

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