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I fired one of my loaders once for being that kind of retard. We were on a Table VIII live-fire range and after firing my tank commander engagement and clearing .50 cal I dropped back into the turret to see my loader with a 120MM HEAT round sitting aft-cap first on the turret floor. This idiot was holding it by the tip of the round rolling it around on the floor in a motion like he was stirring a big pot of stew.


These rounds have ELECTRIC primers. They can be set off by static; not something that should be rubbed around on the bare metal floor of a tank.


After I unfucked that dude and yelled at my gunner for not keeping that moron in line I called up and threw in the towel for that run. "CEASE FIRE! BLACK SIX, this is RED ONE: Request RSO confirm clear and elevate status of my VIC and permission to return BP 1. RED ONE LIMA is a safety DQ at this time."

So far as I know, the dumbass never saw the inside of a tank again.

In other words, on that day you became a hero/freedom fighter of sorts?
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In other words, on that day you became a hero/freedom fighter of sorts?


No.

There was nothing extraordinary about my actions whatsoever. Even if it weren't my job to do it, anyone with half a brain would have done the same thing.
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did you put a boot into his face



No, but by the time I was done verbally abusing him, he probably wished I'd done that instead.
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hm

not bad

what did you own before this one?
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hm

not bad

what did you own before this one?

Phillips 48" Smart tv.... I returned it - the 'smart' was fucking terrible. Apparently they are known for using shitty old processors. It had a lot of good features but didn't have the hardware to run any of it smoothly in the slightest.
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secondhand... it shipped 2wk ago and its landed in murka but customs wont fucking clear it
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probably a dead raccoon or homeless guy in it
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probably a dead raccoon or homeless guy in it

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secondhand... it shipped 2wk ago and its landed in murka but customs wont fucking clear it


why?
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