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Lewism1987
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american bacon is so fucking fail.

how can you guys eat that thin, greasy, hard, shit.
Old 01-18-2009, 03:46 PM Lewism1987 is offline  
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american bacon is so fucking fail.

how can you guys eat that thin, greasy, hard, shit.

Mine doesn't come out hard.
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Mine doesn't come out hard.

you're eating piglet bacon. which is quite tasty.
Old 01-18-2009, 03:57 PM Lewism1987 is offline  
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thin and crisp with as little grease as possible


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Old 01-18-2009, 05:10 PM Restricted_ is offline  
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Bacon cinnamon rolls.




Can this thread just be bacon stories and recipes?

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Old 01-18-2009, 05:29 PM mofugger is offline  
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i have yet to see a picture of the elusive non american bacon, cooked. oh american bacon is so pussy, wheres yours at? YOURS not stolen images from the web.
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i have yet to see a picture of the elusive non american bacon, cooked. oh american bacon is so pussy, wheres yours at? YOURS not stolen images from the web.

I've had some non american bacon...thick as all fuck

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Old 01-18-2009, 05:35 PM mofugger is offline  
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Hey Guys, what going on in this bacon thread?
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i find myself oddly contemplating a vons trip at 1030 on a sunday night. mmmm bacon...
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I've had some non american bacon...thick as all fuck


i much prefer mine thin & crispy
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Old 01-19-2009, 12:44 AM anomaly95 is offline  
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perfect ratio of fatty, meaty and fat/meaty
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perfect ratio of fatty, meaty and fat/meaty

that top bit looks just a touch overcooked, though.
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I love bacon but that is crazy. good thread though
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