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sarah, does your husband dye his pubes to match his WRX?
Old 10-18-2008, 12:18 AM i-swim-in-diarrhea is offline  
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truly a paragon of genmay content.

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Old 10-18-2008, 12:20 AM LoPeZ is offline  
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You were expecting better from someone who just posted this?


This is ridiculous, Sarah, even for you. It's not like the guy made one or two offhand comments on the internet and suddenly people were beside themselves trying to help him. He developed relationships with people and took complete advantage of their sympathy. I don't care if someone gave him $50 or $50000 or just spent a little time talking to him. If he was lying about all of this, he caused people to waste not only the material, but time, energy, and emotion. That is SICK. Sick sick sick. You do not get to downplay that. Nor do you get to vilify anyone for exposing the truth.

yeah, but try to picture the world as a stage playing just for me.
whether it amuses me or disappoints me or even causes me to crusade against very specific fibbing, it's all relative to how much 7up is left in my glass when i decide i've had my fun on the internet tonight and shut the browser. you understand?
in my line of work, people lie to me EVERY DAY asking for money, which, along with my time, i often gladly give them -even when i know they're full of shit.

if someone wants to laugh or mock me when i've been had, or when my mom or dog dies, or when i fall down or shit myself as a grown man, that's the way she goes.
you never laughed at a person with down's syndrome making a mistake? what about just a non-retarded yet not very intelligent person making a mistake?
just cause i think something is deplorable doesn't mean i can't laugh at elements of it.

the guy at the chinese restaurant an hour ago looked at me like i was an asshole because i asked if there were any desserts. how the fuck was i supposed to know? he and his friends probably had a big laugh in the alley later, but you know what my fortune cookie said tonight? "turn that from upside down." that's what you need to do. you see, five other assholes at my table got the exact same "you will make a great lawyer," so i guess what God is saying is that you don't absolutely HAVE to turn your frown upside down, but maybe we should all just turn them vertically. vertical smiles.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:14 AM joe nathan is offline  
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yeah, but try to picture the world as a stage playing just for me.
whether it amuses me or disappoints me or even causes me to crusade against very specific fibbing, it's all relative to how much 7up is left in my glass when i decide i've had my fun on the internet tonight and shut the browser. you understand?
in my line of work, people lie to me EVERY DAY asking for money, which, along with my time, i often gladly give them -even when i know they're full of shit.

if someone wants to laugh or mock me when i've been had, or when my mom or dog dies, or when i fall down or shit myself as a grown man, that's the way she goes.
you never laughed at a person with down's syndrome making a mistake? what about just a non-retarded but not very intelligent person making a mistake.
just cause i think something is deplorable doesn't mean i can't laugh at elements of it.

the guy at the chinese restaurant an hour ago looked at me like i was an asshole because i asked if there were any desserts. how the fuck was i supposed to know? he and his friends probably had a big laugh in the alley later, but you know what my fortune cookie said tonight? "turn that from upside down." that's what you need to do. you see, five other assholes at my table got the exact same "you will make a great lawyer," so i guess what God is saying is that you don't absolutely HAVE to turn your frown upside down. we should all just turn them vertically. vertical smiles.


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shut the fuck dude. go to sleep or make your "mark" somewhere else.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:17 AM LoPeZ is offline  
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shut the fuck dude. go to sleep or make your "mark" somewhere else.

what is this, amateur night?

i don't leave marks,
i make stains, my friend.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:19 AM joe nathan is offline  
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what is this, amateur night?

i don't leave marks,
i make stains, my friend.

then go make stains bigshot

edit pic's of stains?
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:22 AM LoPeZ is offline  
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then go make stains bigshot

my stain's been made, smallshot

before stainmaking was cool.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:24 AM joe nathan is offline  
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my stain's been made, smallshot

before stainmaking was cool.

Prove it stainmaker lmfao
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:29 AM LoPeZ is offline  
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Prove it stainmaker lmfao

make with the angela lansbury and do some learning.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:31 AM joe nathan is offline  
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make with the angela lansbury and do some learning.

wat
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:33 AM LoPeZ is offline  
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I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
 
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I really like the carpet, actually
Old 10-18-2008, 01:35 AM isacivic is offline  
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I really like the carpet, actually

your friend has nice tits. and probably no carpet, just a guess...
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:01 AM schmOobius is offline  
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I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
 
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Yeah, but hairy legs. And she put out a cigarette on my arm, and I have to roll down my sleeves at work now
Old 10-18-2008, 02:09 AM isacivic is offline  
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Yeah, but hairy legs. And she put out a cigarette on my arm, and I have to roll down my sleeves at work now

well at least its not a malignant melanoma.
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:12 AM schmOobius is offline  
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Hey, at least I can prove them with photographic evidence

I'm still pissed off about the wet t-shirt contest. We tried so hard and go so far but in the end it didn't even matter
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