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No doubt the kid's got problems. But the fact that he posted...
"we hand out money for cancer treatment now?"

And then his VERY NEXT POST was...
"I was diagnosed with a terminal astrocytoma in my temple at the beginning of June."

Makes me think he made a choice here.

He may be a loony fuck, but opportunity knocked and he walked through the door

That being said, he's still a massive shithead if this is true.
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Old 10-18-2008, 03:33 PM youvegot24hours is offline  
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yeah, but try to picture the world as a stage playing just for me.
whether it amuses me or disappoints me or even causes me to crusade against very specific fibbing, it's all relative to how much 7up is left in my glass when i decide i've had my fun on the internet tonight and shut the browser. you understand?
in my line of work, people lie to me EVERY DAY asking for money, which, along with my time, i often gladly give them -even when i know they're full of shit.

if someone wants to laugh or mock me when i've been had, or when my mom or dog dies, or when i fall down or shit myself as a grown man, that's the way she goes.
you never laughed at a person with down's syndrome making a mistake? what about just a non-retarded yet not very intelligent person making a mistake?
just cause i think something is deplorable doesn't mean i can't laugh at elements of it.

the guy at the chinese restaurant an hour ago looked at me like i was an asshole because i asked if there were any desserts. how the fuck was i supposed to know? he and his friends probably had a big laugh in the alley later, but you know what my fortune cookie said tonight? "turn that from upside down." that's what you need to do. you see, five other assholes at my table got the exact same "you will make a great lawyer," so i guess what God is saying is that you don't absolutely HAVE to turn your frown upside down, but maybe we should all just turn them vertically. vertical smiles.

I'd like to point out that it was the coolest fortune cookie message I ever got (since I'm actually in law school) until the other guys got the same one

that ruined my night, I think for a second I'd actually make a great lawyer
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Old 10-18-2008, 03:50 PM Mr.Coffea is offline  
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i feel like i should post in this thread.
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:28 PM BEARS! is offline  
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This thread sucks.
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:48 PM angrybusdriver is offline  
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Ok ok ok, I was never really homeless either, I live in a 32,000sq ft mansion in Beverly Hills, I just wanted everyone to feel bad for me.

Edit: Seriously though, if Ryan's lying about all this I'm going to be pissed, a RL friend of mine really does have terminal cancer and only a year at most based on her most recent test results and he wanted to get her information and talk to her and give her advice and do the whole "shared grief" thing with her.
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Old 10-18-2008, 05:01 PM Reverend Sin is offline  
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Ok ok ok, I was never really homeless either, I live in a 32,000sq ft mansion in Beverly Hills, I just wanted everyone to feel bad for me.

Edit: Seriously though, if Ryan's lying about all this I'm going to be pissed, a RL friend of mine really does have terminal cancer and only a year at most based on her most recent test results and he wanted to get her information and talk to her and give her advice and do the whole "shared grief" thing with her.

He just wants to tap that ass
Old 10-18-2008, 05:08 PM Kahnza is offline  
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He just wants to tap that ass

Hmm, she has cervical cancer stemming from HPV, I wonder if he'd still get the herps? Or maybe he'd get the HPV and get penile cancer, that would be some Karma going to work right there.
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Old 10-18-2008, 05:12 PM Reverend Sin is offline  
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my 2 cents:

what a douchebag, I hope he's mentally fucked up enough to not realise how wrong that is.

And god I Sarah.
Old 10-18-2008, 06:04 PM L0rdStyX4 is offline  
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Old 10-18-2008, 06:08 PM -espionage- is offline  
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:10 PM Dauz is offline  
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hay guyz, what's going on in this thread?

I just wanted the 700th post
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hay guyz, what's going on in this thread?

I just wanted the 700th post

yangachi ftw
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:20 PM death_tron5000 is offline  
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hay guyz, what's going on in this thread?

I just wanted the 700th post


that'd be 701
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:28 PM Dauz is offline  
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Fake cancer. Get money. Fuck bitches.
Old 10-18-2008, 07:50 PM Claus is offline  
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sarahs a c-u-n-t
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