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Eurgh...wtf



Right I'm still alive. That's something.





Think I'm in a park or something.



Well that's the tree I woke up under....



What's this?



Hm...well doesn't shed light on anything really...



Okay so what happened in WHSmith...they recognised me, someone came up from behind and put their hand over my mouth. I struggled and then someone hit me on the head..

Wait...I remember now. I hit my head before, during the escape. From the government building! My Father. He'd broken in to break me out, There were lights and, and people shooting...oh fuck. Fuck! My Father was hit by a bullet...

Why was I there? Why were the government holding me...It's like the memories there but it's clouded. I'm in ever more shit now then I thought...
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:38 AM las Vegas is offline  
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Okay, let me be the first to predict:

I sense a bel air!

How great would it be to drag this out to 10 pages only to finally reveal that the "ending" to the story is a bel air, haha.

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Old 07-15-2007, 02:40 AM Soapbox Exile is offline  
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Okay, let me be the first to predict:

I sense a bel air!

How great would it be to drag this out to 10 pages only to finally reveal that the "ending" to the story is a bel air, haha.

i had this feeling lol
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Old 07-15-2007, 03:00 AM undertakr is offline  
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Perhaps you should go back to WHSmiths and ask them to find The Art of Keeping Snakes ISBN 1-882770-63-3 as written on that note. It may prove helpful on your journey. Either read it in the shop or purchase it for around £10 (Amazon says £11).
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Old 07-15-2007, 03:39 AM arcanus is offline  
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The art of snakes is mostly a book about creating habitats for pet snakes from what I have found.

I'm all sorts of confused. Did you have a pet snake before? Is there hyper super top secret information stored in his DNA?
Old 07-15-2007, 05:40 AM karax is offline  
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Perhaps you should go back to WHSmiths and ask them to find The Art of Keeping Snakes ISBN 1-882770-63-3 as written on that note. It may prove helpful on your journey. Either read it in the shop or purchase it for around £10 (Amazon says £11).

He shouldn't go back there. Go to the local library and ask to check out that book.
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He shouldn't go back there. Go to the local library and ask to check out that book.

Or just steal it from the library.
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Or just steal it from the library.

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