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skinnymickey
 
why did i do this

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liked a girl. girl took me on a date we banged she wanted no more.
got crushed decided to do some photoshopping of the funny sort with her face
she looked like a slut. told a ton of people she fucks on first date and is a dick hopper (one to the next as quick as they can cum) fealt bad when i discovered her friends are lame. its like her good friends are in washington and she's here in san diego she doesnt have trouble fitting in but why the fuck did i have to blow some shit up out of preportion and make shit harder for her. well she doesnt know the shit they talk about behind her back. they are kind of "socials" you know? you understand how caty those cliques can be.
decided to keep harassing her to get a restraining order which i knew i would get if i kept fucking with her. everything i said about her is now fake no one will believe we had sex. im the psycho. her credibility is restored.

why do i do shit like this
why cant i just not let my conscience make me do shit.
she doesnt even give a fucking time of day to tell me off
just lets me hang high and dry.
i feel better though now that i know i can move on
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:50 PM skinnymickey is offline  
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skinnymickey
 
yeah california hoes are real catty
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:56 PM skinnymickey is offline  
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skinnymickey
 
at least as far as i know the southern california ones are
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:57 PM skinnymickey is offline  
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skinnymickey
 
fuck she already admitted we did shit i guess.
that plan back fired
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Old 10-07-2010, 05:59 PM skinnymickey is offline  
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skinnymickey
 
im reading my sources as i type
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Old 10-07-2010, 06:00 PM skinnymickey is offline  
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Vendetta
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Dude what the hell
Old 10-07-2010, 06:09 PM Vendetta is offline  
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ACT
 
seriously... wtf?
Old 10-07-2010, 06:32 PM ACT is offline  
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UTRocketMan
 
Dude you need to keep typing, this could lead to vault.

So do you currently have a restraining order?
Old 10-07-2010, 07:33 PM UTRocketMan is offline  
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Jmag034
 
Whats her name?
Old 10-07-2010, 08:05 PM Jmag034 is offline  
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Golf(e)
 
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You really thought felt was spelled with an A, though?
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:10 PM Golf(e) is offline  
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story

liked a girl. girl took me on a date we banged she wanted no more.
got crushed decided to do some photoshopping of the funny sort with her face
she looked like a slut. told a ton of people she fucks on first date and is a dick hopper (one to the next as quick as they can cum) fealt bad when i discovered her friends are lame. its like her good friends are in washington and she's here in san diego she doesnt have trouble fitting in but why the fuck did i have to blow some shit up out of preportion and make shit harder for her. well she doesnt know the shit they talk about behind her back. they are kind of "socials" you know? you understand how caty those cliques can be.
decided to keep harassing her to get a restraining order which i knew i would get if i kept fucking with her. everything i said about her is now fake no one will believe we had sex. im the psycho. her credibility is restored.

why do i do shit like this
why cant i just not let my conscience make me do shit.
she doesnt even give a fucking time of day to tell me off
just lets me hang high and dry.
i feel better though now that i know i can move on
Youre a really weird kid. Do you have aspergers?
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:12 PM Golf(e) is offline  
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Golf(e)
 
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i mean the shit youre saying doesnt make sense.

"fealt bad when i found out her friends were lame" (what?)
then
"decided to keep harassing her"

And youre going to get a restraining order on her when YOURE the one doing the harassing? Isnt that backwards?

if this isnt ....
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:15 PM Golf(e) is offline  
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Dude what the hell

This.
Old 10-07-2010, 08:59 PM mainbrotha is offline  
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chuckybob
Mario raped Peach in her fuzzy spot while twisting and twirling his mustache sexylike
 
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thats oddly chivalrous of you


... or maybe chivalrous and odd
Old 10-07-2010, 09:50 PM chuckybob is offline  
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sir tex
 
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Wow.

Well. To really assess the damage you've done, I'll need to see the pics, We'll go from there.
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