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If you ever accidentally murder someone, make sure you get Melissa R, she was very helpful

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaR
MelissaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi, i need your help
MelissaR: OK, How can I help you?
You: I made a terrible mistake today
You: I think i'm gonna need a good lawyer. Who do you suggest?
MelissaR: ok, what type of lawyer do you need
MelissaR: and what area are you in
You: I dont want to give away too much information. Lets just say 'Criminal'
You: San Diego, California
MelissaR: Ok thats fine, ok just a moment and I will find the best results.
You: preferably one that has some experience with murder cases.
You: NO, not murder. I didnt mean murder
You: Manslaughter, 'wrongful death'
You: it was an accident
MelissaR: ok, I will give you a list of criminal defense attorneys and you will be able to consult with the one you choose
You: this sessions aren't logged are they? You're not gonna report me to the authorities?
You: ok, great, thankyou
MelissaR: no, i only help you search, i have no other info about you
You: thank god
You: do you know what sort of jail time they give for murder in California?
You: *Manslaughter!
MelissaR: I have no idea. I'm sorry
You: I didnt mean to do it, i'm not a bad person. Do you think they'll go easy on me?
MelissaR: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes, they look very helpful. Thankyou
MelissaR: Well I am not an attorney and I dont know what happened. I'm sure if it was an accident it shouldnt be too bad
MelissaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Would it be possible for you to find anything on jail time received for murder?
You: umm, accidental murder
MelissaR: Yes, just a moment
You: it was an accident, i swear. I had a rough day, i just wanted to get back from work as quick as I could
You: stupid guy should have looked where he was going
MelissaR: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: they should make the damn sidewalks wider! People shouldn't walk so close to the roads!
MelissaR: Well it sounds like an accident, it shouldnt be too bad
You: God, i'm screwed aren't I? What would you do in my situation? Turn yourself in? Or leave the country for a while
MelissaR: I really am not supposed to give advice, I'm sure one of these attorneys will be able to help you
You: I dont wanna go to jail. They do bad things to you in jail. We've all seen The Shawshank Redemption. That guy got screwed aswell, literally
MelissaR: Are these sites ok?
You: yes, that last site is very useful. Thankyou
MelissaR: ok, Well I hope everything works out for you.
MelissaR: If there is anything else we can help you find, feel free to ask
You: If I get sent to jail, how can I stop myself from becoming someone's "bitch"?
You: Shall I just keep quiet and not talk to anyone?
You: Or do they prefer the quiet ones?
MelissaR: I'm dont know, I'm sorry
You: God damn, i'm scared
You: this is all because of that stupid Graham! I told him to stop following my wife
You: I mean... I didnt mean to hit him, it was an accident, a coincidence
MelissaR: I'm very sorry, Is there anything else I can help you search?
You: i bet the police wont see it like that though
You: what do you think? Where would be a good place to hide out?
MelissaR: ive never been to CA i dont know
You: Can you find me some cheap last minute flights to Korea? or somewhere like that
MelissaR: sure
You: India maybe, there's millions of people there, they'd never find me
You: God damn, how am I gonna explain this to my wife?
You: Can you tell her for me? Just send her an e-mail in a few days, let her know i'm alright
MelissaR: I'm sorry I cannot contact anyone from here
MelissaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Bitch didnt find me any cheap flights though
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AidanK
AidanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
AidanK: That's easy...Glasgow Ranger fans...
AidanK: or the Dutch...
AidanK: hold on and I'll get you a link
AidanK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:12 PM Lewism1987 is offline  
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:16 PM ubersteve is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Allyson S
Allyson S: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: how hard is it to bake a pretty cake?
Allyson S: I will so some searching for you?
You: please
Allyson S: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: interesting
You: do i gotta do the cooking by the book?
Allyson S: probably a good idea.
Allyson S: you may be better off buying a mix.
You: i wouldn't want my cake to turn out crazy
Allyson S: Are these results sufficient?
You: don't be lazy
Allyson S: I beg your pardon?
You: let's bake a cake!
Allyson S: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-10-2006, 03:19 PM Kurtz is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Allyson S
Allyson S: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: how hard is it to bake a pretty cake?
Allyson S: I will so some searching for you?
You: please
Allyson S: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: interesting
You: do i gotta do the cooking by the book?
Allyson S: probably a good idea.
Allyson S: you may be better off buying a mix.
You: i wouldn't want my cake to turn out crazy
Allyson S: Are these results sufficient?
You: don't be lazy
Allyson S: I beg your pardon?
You: let's bake a cake!
Allyson S: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

! "i beg your pardon"

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:29 PM leetsauce is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimM
KimM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi i'm trying to make a mermaid
KimM: Out of what>?
You: can you recommend me some sites?
You: a real mermaid
You: i guess you need a fish
You: and a woman
You: i'm wondering how you attach them together
You: do you need to learn to sew?
KimM: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!




well that sucked
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:37 PM zombiecull is offline  
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frejww
Genmays Resident DJ / Pothead
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chrisc
chrisc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, I need a blueprints for dust2
chrisc: How can I help you tonight concerning video games?
You: blueprints for dust 2 plz
You: some1 set us up the bomb, and i need to know where to defuse
chrisc: Let me see what I can find for you tonight.
You: do you know what im talking about though
chrisc: Not to sure, I was going to look up what you had typed in the search box first and see what I could find for you.
You: counter-strike
You: is the game
You: dust 2 is the map
chrisc: Thank you, that will be most helpful in my search.
You: you dont know too much about video games do you
You: I think you should find a new topic
chrisc: I am sorry, I will be honest I have never played this one before.
You: really?
You: counter-strike is the most popular game in the world
chrisc: I will transfer you to someone who can help you more.
You: ok
chrisc: You have a good night.
You: u 2 n000b
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LauraN
LauraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
LauraN: Hello
You: Welcome to ChaCha
LauraN: How are you tonight?
You: good
You: im looking for blueprints for dust 2
LauraN: Thats great
You: counter-strike
You: you see
You: somebody set me up the bombv
You: i need to know how to defuse it
LauraN: OK just one minute while I find that information for you
LauraN: LOL ok
You: if u can just find an aeriel shot of the map that would work too
You: and i need to know what gun to use against the AWP
LauraN: OK
LauraN: searching
LauraN: Diamond dust 2 or cold dust?
You: have you ever plyaed counter-strike
You: laura
LauraN: no
You: your no help
You: pleas forward me to smebody who can help me
You: thx
LauraN: want me to transfer
You: yeah
You: plz
LauraN: NP have a great night
LauraN:
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StevenF
StevenF: Welcome to ChaCha!
StevenF: Hi, how are you today?
You: hey steve
You: you play counter-strike
You: I need to know what gun to use against the AWP
You: I also need the plans for dust 2
StevenF: Yes, i've played the game many mayn times, but haven't for a while
You: see, my clan keeps getting AWPed in dust 2
You: im supposed to formulate a strategy
You: help me out here man
StevenF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: wow, nice image
StevenF: hold on more is on the way
You: that should suffice
StevenF: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: if you have any personal input that would be good
You: but i gues u havent played in a while
You: thx for the info, the other cha cha people didnt know anything about video games
You: they dint even know what cs was
StevenF: When i palyed, i always went with a weapon with a zoon action, its was easy on close and far away range
You: thjanks!
You: have a nice night
You: ioll rate u
You: hig
StevenF: Also who cares if its a noob weapon, a kill is a kill in that game
You: yeah
You: firm
You: i pwn nubs
StevenF: Same here, lol, you have your self a great night!
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:49 PM frejww is offline  
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You: i pwn nubs
StevenF: Same here, lol, you have your self a great night!

lol
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:52 PM zombiecull is offline  
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frejww
Genmays Resident DJ / Pothead
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BenjaminS
BenjaminS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, i need to know how to reload my glock
BenjaminS: how can I help you with guns?
BenjaminS: sure
You: im pinned down here
You: all i could find is a computer
You: quick
You: ahh crap
You: ive been shot
You: i need bullet wound info
You: ughh...thanks
You: im going to call the police
BenjaminS: I suggest it.
BenjaminS: Thanks
You: god bless
BenjaminS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Glock Pistols - GLOCKMEISTER - Glock Parts, Glock Accessories and Lots of FREE Glock Information.
Glocks
http://glockmeister.com/failure.shtml
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
http://danger.mongabay.com/gunshot_wound.htm
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:53 PM frejww is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BenjaminS
BenjaminS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, i need to know how to reload my glock
BenjaminS: how can I help you with guns?
BenjaminS: sure
You: im pinned down here
You: all i could find is a computer
You: quick
You: ahh crap
You: ive been shot
You: i need bullet wound info
You: ughh...thanks
You: im going to call the police
BenjaminS: I suggest it.
BenjaminS: Thanks
You: god bless
BenjaminS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Glock Pistols - GLOCKMEISTER - Glock Parts, Glock Accessories and Lots of FREE Glock Information.
Glocks
http://glockmeister.com/failure.shtml
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
http://danger.mongabay.com/gunshot_wound.htm

that was a good one
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:56 PM leetsauce is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello my name is yehshamel
You: i em look for help on aids
You: and to prevent
PatriciaR: ok Be right with you
PatriciaR: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: okay, i have the vial of gypsy tear around my neck
You: they should protect me, no?
You: and i also have bat to keep homosexual away, they are the origin of the AIDS, says my sister
You: hello? are u being search for aids?
PatriciaR: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: eh..time is of the essence, if you know what i means
PatriciaR: just a minute
You: hokay
PatriciaR: just a minute
You: these links, nothing they say about the gypsy tears
You: where are the links about the gypsy tears
PatriciaR: whats that?
PatriciaR: gypsy tears?
You: tear, from the gypsy, my doctor
You: he say wear it and it will protect from the AIDS
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanA
SusanA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: what happened to patricia
You: what is happening
SusanA: Hi. What can I help you find about AIDS tonight?
SusanA: Not sure who Patricia is.... did you get disconnected from her?
You: i ask her about prevention of aids using the tears of a gypsy
You: and then she disappear
You: poof
SusanA: guess she thought you were a prankster
You: this is important i get this information
You: who would joke about the AIDS
You: very serios
SusanA: but I see here that she had sent you several links about AIDS.... did any of those help?
SusanA: from what I see, that is a line from the new movie, Borat
You: YEKSHEMESH!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

busted
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:09 PM leetsauce is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyW
You: hi amy
AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im looking for isajeep.
AmyW: Hi how may I assist you?
You: have you heard f these?
AmyW: No problem one moment while I search that for you,
You: ok,ty
AmyW: No this is the first time I have heard of it.
You: hmmm,odd
You: is it a person or a group?
You: like "flock of isajeeps"?
AmyW: Were those results sufficient?
You: hmmm so isajeep a person or group?
AmyW: A person
AmyW: and a group
You: oh i c.
You: isajeep IS BLACK?
AmyW: I found two different results for it
AmyW: The person is
You: dannnng i didnt know that.
You: what should i feed him?
AmyW: Can I assist with anything further?
You: yeh, feeding habits of an isajeep?
AmyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Just awesome i seriously just rode the rofl chopper in the elevator.
Old 11-10-2006, 04:18 PM acidbzero is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JasonK
JasonK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup
You: thanks
JasonK: Sure
You: you know where jesus is?
You: i've been looking and looking for him
You: just can't seem to find him
You: hello?
JasonK: Hello, I'm sending you information on his possible whereabouts
You: you've found jesus!?
You: was he wearing a pair of nikes?
You: cause, i loaned him those a while back and he still hasn't given them back
JasonK: Really? That is a shame
You: yeah, i figured he shouldn't be walking around on those shoddy sandles of his
JasonK: That was kind of you
You: hopefully, karma will kick in and something good will happen to me
You: can you find anything on karma?
You: and how it effects being good to jesus
JasonK: Definitely.
You: also, do you think jesus would pour a 40oz out for his homies?
JasonK: Buddy Christ would
You: but, is buddy christ jesus?
You: or just a false prophet?
JasonK: He looks like jesus
You: well, if he looks like jesus thats good enough for me
You: anything else that you can tell me about this Buddy Christ fellow?
You: he is like, god's bastard child or something?
JasonK: Technically yes
You: oh what a shame
You: how does one live being the bastard son of God himself?
JasonK: I think the general thought is that it's better to be the bastard son of God than not one of God's children
You: why is that? what makes that a better choice?
You: wouldn't it be, being a child of god, you'll automatically get into the gates where all the sluts are
You: surely, that is what god about, free love
JasonK: I'm having trouble finding whether or not promiscuous women get into heaven
You: hmm, i figure they would
You: being unrestrictive down on earth surely would make them easy breezy into heaven
JasonK: I found a particular branch of christianity which seems to embrace free love; I think it's the one you want
JasonK: They are, coincidentally, called the "Children of God"
You: awesome
JasonK: It's a convenient way to wrap up this terrific conversation
JasonK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: oh no, i greatly appreciate what you've done for me thus far
JasonK: No problem
JasonK: Thanks for coming to chacha
You: you have enlightened me
You: and i thank that for you kind sir
JasonK: You have helped me get paid
JasonK: And I thank you for that
You: do you get paid by the search?
JasonK: Also, I enjoy searching for fun things.
JasonK: It's by the second, actually.
You: damn
JasonK: But for now I bid you adieu
You: so, the more you're on with somebody, the more you'll get paid?
You: okay, have a good one Jason
JasonK: Sadly, the cutoff for my max search time has passed. It is ten minutes.
JasonK: Thus I must move on to continue being paid.
JasonK: But I appreciate your searching and hope you will do it again!
JasonK: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
JasonK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Links he gave me:

1. Where is Jesus? Open 'Where is Jesus?' in a new window
The Scriptures tell us that Jesus Christ is in Heaven, seated at the right hand of the Father.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...icism/rcc13-je...
2. Cooks Find Jesus Image In Restaurant Pan - Local News - local6.com | WKMG Open 'Cooks Find Jesus Image In Restaurant Pan - Local News - local6.com | WKMG' in a new window
Cooks Find Jesus Image In Restaurant Pan
http://www.local6.com/news/5623372/detail.html
3. YouTube - Where the Hell is Jesus ? Open 'YouTube - Where the Hell is Jesus ?' in a new window
YouTube - Where the Hell is Jesus ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8OdLMYtsM
4. Google Sightseeing Map Open 'Google Sightseeing Map' in a new window
Face of Jesus Found In Sand Dune
http://googlesightseeing.com/maps?p=...9763&spn=0.110...
5. Image of Jesus found on dog. Open 'Image of Jesus found on dog.' in a new window
Image of Jesus found on dog.
http://www.netsummary.dk/2006/09/ima...und-on-dog.php
6. Karma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Open 'Karma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia' in a new window
of Karma is taught in the esoteric Christian tradition, Essenian and later Rosicrucian, as the "Law of Cause and Consequence/Effect" [9]. However, this western esoteric tradition adds that the essence of the teachings of Christ is that the law of
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma
7. Buddy Christ - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Open 'Buddy Christ - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia' in a new window
Buddy Christ is a religious icon created in the film Dogma as part of a campaign ("Catholicism Wow!") to revitalize the Catholic Church.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ
8. Buddy Christ Dashboard Statue Open 'Buddy Christ Dashboard Statue' in a new window
Cover your ass this millenium with the new Buddy Christ Dashboard Statue.
http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html
9. The Witness: Embracing the Bastard Jesus Open 'The Witness: Embracing the Bastard Jesus' in a new window
privileges of God's children. For example, In the Jewish text Deuteronomy 23:2 it states, "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." And
http://www.thewitness.org/article.php?id=578
10. The Great Whore Open 'The Great Whore' in a new window
Mary (the mother of Jesus) is not the great whore; Catholicism's Mother Mary (the Catholic religion) is the Great Whore!
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...icism/the_grea...
11. Escaping a Free Love Legacy Open 'Escaping a Free Love Legacy' in a new window
"We have a sexy God and a sexy religion with a very sexy leader with an extremely sexy young following," Berg wrote. "So if you don't like sex, you better get out while you can."
http://www.rickross.com/reference/family/family2.html
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:32 PM DeadAtTheWheel is offline  
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RebeccaA: Do you see the ChaCha page I sent?
You: no
RebeccaA: That is where you click to become a guide
You: i see www.magicaltransformations.com
RebeccaA: Awwww, really?
You: Yeah
You: you also sent www.goatse.cx
You: im not sure what that is
You: or why i see it
You: on my search page
RebeccaA: Something is wrong with the system
RebeccaA: I better report this one
You: oh no
You: i cant believe i clicked that
You: disgusting
You: why did you send that rebecca?
Old 11-10-2006, 04:55 PM iasdufaowiecjasdlc is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BenjaminS
BenjaminS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, i need to know how to reload my glock
BenjaminS: how can I help you with guns?
BenjaminS: sure
You: im pinned down here
You: all i could find is a computer
You: quick
You: ahh crap
You: ive been shot
You: i need bullet wound info
You: ughh...thanks
You: im going to call the police
BenjaminS: I suggest it.
BenjaminS: Thanks
You: god bless
BenjaminS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



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Glocks
http://glockmeister.com/failure.shtml
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
How to Survive a Gunshot Wound - Part I
http://danger.mongabay.com/gunshot_wound.htm

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