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This place was also in a shopping center. They were just advertising on craigslist "sensual massage" with a pic of an asian chick in a bra and panties.
i answered a craigslist massage ad. included a pic, qt 20-something latina. i was sure it was fake, got to the place (her apt) and it was actually her, hot as hell. gave a pretty good massage, wouldn't let me explore tho
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Why do you suppose they walk in a crouched position (or are engineered to not stand up straight)? Is it because the upper body weight is just too great that optimal balance cannot be achieved on straight legs?
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starting to really hate these iphones

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Why do you suppose they walk in a crouched position (or are engineered to not stand up straight)? Is it because the upper body weight is just too great that optimal balance cannot be achieved on straight legs?

It lowers the center of gravity. These things are massively top-heavy. Crazy ass video though. Shit's getting real. Need Ghetto to see if his 6.5 Creedmor will stop one of the blood-thirsty bitches. I may need to up my rifle game.
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HEY GUYZ! JUST PUT THIS WHOLE-HOUSE CONTROL SYSTEM IN MA HOUZE!!


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TOTALLY PSYCHED TO BRING IT ONLINE! WISH MEEZ LUCK!
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Then tell mommy-n-daddy to get you something else.

I will
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